Re: The Talk2 List Chocolate math Calculator.

2009-05-22 Thread Patrick Perdue
Ah yeah, that. There were variants of that when I was a little person in 
middle school in the mid nineties, with numbers changed to make it work 
for the time. I guess that will never quite die.
There was a slightly crazy teacher at my school who pointed that out, or 
something very much like it. I seem to remember it had the number 42 in 
it somewhere though.


Daniel R wrote:

Chocolate Age Calculator

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway,
but the Man from Mars will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat..

Work this out as you read.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
to have chocolate

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50, I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759.

If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number, i. e., how many
times you want to have chocolate each week.

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS.





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The Talk2 List Chocolate math Calculator.

2009-05-22 Thread Daniel R
Chocolate Age Calculator

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway,
but the Man from Mars will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat..

Work this out as you read.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
to have chocolate

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50, I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759.

If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number, i. e., how many
times you want to have chocolate each week.

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE IT LASTS.


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