The Talk2 List Fw: Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

2008-12-25 Thread Derek Lane


- Original Message - 
From: Onj o...@andrelouis.com

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 7:37 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:


From Andre P. Louis  (the wishor) to you (hereinafter called the

wishee),
   please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best 
wishes for

an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to God, the Lord, Father Christmas,
or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting,
and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.

.in other words Merry Christmas!*

 For updated Music beds as of two days ago, backing tracks, stings, slings,
and all that, visit my free resource for music downloads at:
http://AndreLouis.COM/streams/beds
Give me credit where credit's due, don't claim you wrote it.

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 http://www.AndreLouis.COM
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The Talk2 List Fw: Happy, Merry, seasonal, something

2007-12-25 Thread derek Lane

I was a bit off.  OH well.

- Original Message - 
From: Onj [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: talk2 talk2@AndreLouis.COM
Sent: Saturday, December 25, 2004 7:37 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List Happy, Merry, seasonal, something



SEASONAL GREETING FOLLOWING EXAMINATION AND APPROVAL FROM OUR LAWYER:

From Andre P. Louis  (the wishor) to you (hereinafter called the 
wishee),

please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, 
low

stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with 
respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or 
their

choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, 
and

having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall 
be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the 
wishor

are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected 
within
the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until 
the

issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, which ever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of 
this

wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
* Any references in this greeting to God, the Lord, Father 
Christmas,

or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this 
greeting,

and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.

.in other words Merry Christmas!*

 For updated Music beds as of two days ago, backing tracks, stings, 
slings, and all that, visit my free resource for music downloads at:

http://AndreLouis.COM/streams/beds
Give me credit where credit's due, don't claim you wrote it.

 Main sites: http://AndreLouis.COM
 http://www.AndreLouis.COM
AndreLouisRadio: http://stream.AndreLouis.COM:8000
 Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Home:   +44.2077278876
 Mobile: +44.7973957592







Did you miss a message?  Well, don't.
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