NAGAMENT:
wonder what would happen if either the wife/girlfriend were annoying on top of
said thingy, or if they were a very very blind person and accidentally dished
out the wrong medicine and wanted to cancel the affect by being
uncharacteristically nice.
- Original Message -
From: Mary Ann
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, July 09, 2008 11:06 PM
Subject: The Talk2 List Fw: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how
awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and prevents
conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
