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2008-07-30 Thread Amy Billman
A man takes his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says, This Bull mated 50 times last year. The wife pokes her husband in the ribs and says, He mated 50 times last year. They walked a little further

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2008-07-23 Thread Brandon Hicks
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? GEORGE W BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the

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2008-04-25 Thread Amy Billman
Two little boys are sitting In the living room, watching TV with their parents. The mother looks over at the father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs. The father Gets the message, and they both get up and head towards the stairs. The mother turns back to the boys and says, We're going

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2008-01-12 Thread Amy Billman
Still good. A jumbo jet is making its final approach toTampa Airport. The pilot comes on the intercom, This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your Stay in the Tampa Bay area. He forgets to switch off

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2008-01-08 Thread Amy Billman
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were Faithful and loving wives,however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the wine coolers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she

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2007-10-25 Thread Amy Billman
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies,'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you'. She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I