---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: p.v. narayanan Date: 17 February 2013 19:36 Subject: Fwd: Sri Lanka jokes ........ To:
---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sun, Feb 17, 2013 at 9:49 AM Subject: Fwd: Sri Lanka jokes ........ To: Sri Lanka jokes for a change The Sri Lankans are like the Irish. Udurawana is the equivalent of Paddy in Irish jokes. Udurawana rushed back angrily to the grocery shop from where he had purchased a packet of butter a few minutes ago. "Where is my free gift?" he shouted at the shopkeeper. "But Sir, there is no free gift on the purchase of butter." The shopkeeper answered politely. "Don't fool me," replied Udurawana, "it is clearly written on the packet of the butter 'Cholesterol free' but you gave me only butter". +++++++++++ This happened when Udurawana's 4th child was born. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sri Lankan. Father: Sri Lankan. Child : Chinese. "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sri LAnkan?" Says Udurawana "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that every 4th person born on Earth now is a Chinese." +++++++++++ Udurawana: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group. Nurse: B positive Udurawana: please tell me soon .... Nurse: B positive Udurawana: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know my blood group. ++++++++++ One day Udurawana visited a museum with a foreign visitor. The visitor saw a big skull and asked what that was. Udurawana said "that was the skull of King Sri Wickrama Rajasinghe". After a few minutes, the visitor saw another small skull of a monkey and asked Udurawana what that was. Udurawana said " That is when the king was young !". ++++++++++ One morning, Mrs. Udurawana caught her husband searching high and low all around his living room. Mrs. Udurawana:"What are you searching for?" Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!" Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?" Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying, "You are watching Rupavahini channel. How does he know that?" ++++++++++ Twins were born to Uduravana,. He could not sleep for the whole night. Why???? He kept wondering who is the father of the second child ! -- so little done-so much to do -- T. PARAMASIVAN -- P.V.NARAYANAN -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
