I'm probably enjoying this joke way more than I should... ;)
I do not, but if I ever decide to start one I'll make sure to let you know.
Glad to meet you as well!
For me, the trackpoint is perfect but I see why someone might want to use a
touchpad. There are external touchpads like these, in fact:
Congratulations!
I'm more than happy to see one more person in possession of a liberated
computer and even more happy to know that you seem to be enjoying it. Best of
luck to you in your endeavour!
While we are at it - Microsuck is a very fitting name for the company and
imho Winblows is an