In a message dated 4/4/2004 4:06:33 PM Eastern Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
DEAR BROTHER FROG:
I WILL NOT ADVICE YOU TO GO TO MILLERS OR NOT GO.
WHAT I WILL ADVISE YOU ON IS...
IF YOU DO GO KEEP YOUR FEET SOLIDLY ON THE GROUND AT ALL TIMES.
>PROBABLY MILLER AGREES.
GENTS,
IT IS SAD TO REPORT, BUT WEBBER IS NO MORE STABLE THAN DAVID MILLER . HIS FEET ARE NOT ALWAYS SOLIDLY PLANTED. I YELLED AT WEBBER TODAY AND SAID:
"WHO CONVINCED YOU TO JUNK A 20- YEAR FRIENDSHIP WITH RUBEN, AND REFUSE TO SHOW UP IN SALT LAKE CITY TO PROTEST AGAINST THE MORMONS, WITH RUBEN AS YOUR LEADER?"
WEBBER: "BOBBY."
THEN WEBBER TURNED ON ME: "WHO CONVINCED YOU TO GO TO D.C. AND STAND LIKE A FOOL IN FRONT OF THE U.S. SUPREME COURT, WITH YOUR "...UNDER GOD..." SIGN, SPENDING OVER $1,000 IN THE PROCESS?"
I ANSWERED: "BOBBY."
IT WAS AT THAT VERY MOMENT THAT WEBBER AND I BOTH SAID IN UNISON:
"PAUL MITCHELL NEVER HAD A CHANCE. BOBBY BRAINWASHES EVERYONE."
----ELSMANSTEIN
P.S.
WEBBER EXPLAINED TO ME THAT BOBBY HAD A TROUBLED CHILDHOOD, AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND, BEING A EUNUCH OF EUNUCHS, ETC.:
1. WHEN BOBBY WAS JUST A LITTLE CHILD , HIS PARENTS GAVE HIM ONLY 2 TOYS TO PLAY WITH IN THE BATHTUB----A TOASTER AND A RADIO.
2. WHEN BOBBY GOT INTO HIS TEENS , HE WORKED IN A PET-SHOP, AND THE CUSTOMERS WOULD ASK HIM: "HOW MUCH BIGGER WILL YOU GET?"
3. ONCE, BOBBY GOT LOST FROM HIS PARENTS IN A BIG CROWD. HE ASKED THE POLICE IF HIS PARENTS WOULD EVER BE FOUND. THE COPS REPLIED:
"THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY PLACES THEY CAN HIDE."
