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That was hilarious!
shalom
slade
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Sent: Monday, 11 August, 2003 11:02
Subject: Re: [TruthTalk] Fw: Noah -
Today/fyi
A major DOE research
institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet
known to science. This new
element has been tentatively named "big
governmentium."
BG has 1
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held
together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons. Since "governmentium" itself has no
electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which
it comes into contact. Even a minute amount of governmentium causes one
reaction to take longer; with BG they take over 4 days to complete when it
would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal
half-life of 3 years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a
reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
neutrons exchange places. In
fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of
moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that even bigger
governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as: "Critical Morass." You will recognize it when you see
it
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