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Attn: Sir, Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and if it might offend you without your prior consent and writing through this channel. I am Mrs.Sarah Williams from the war ravaged Sierra-Leone but presently resident in Abidjan Cote d?ivoire West Africa with my only daughter. My husband, Mr Frank Williams who before his assassination by the rebel troupes was the director general of the Sierra-Leone Mining corporation (SLMC). He was killed in our residence along side our security guard. Before his death, he made a deposit of (US$12.5M) in a security and trust company in Abidjan. This was proceeds of Over invoiced diamond sales to a foreign company with whose assistance this deposit was made. As at the time of deposit, the real content of the box containing this money was not made known to the security company as they were declared as family treasure.Owing to the continuous harassment and intimidation of families of politicians who served in the Government of the former Military president,Major Johnny Paul Koromah we decided to flee the country. Among my husband?s personal effects gathered as we were packing from the official resident was a certificate of deposit in his name issued by the Security and Trust Company in Abidjan. We have since located this company and established ownership of the consignment.We have applied and have been granted asylum by the Government of Cote d?ivoire. I therefore write to seek your assistance to retrieve the funds from the security company and transfer same to your country, using your account as receiving account while I will arrange to come over to your country with my daughter when the funds entered into your account,to seek permanent residence. Part of this money will be used to purchase a home for us while a better part will be invested in profit yielding ventures in your country with your guidance.Should you decide to assist, an amount equal to 30% of the funds will be paid to you as commission while 5% will be set aside for expenses to be incurred by you and I in this transaction. Kindly indicate your interest and willingness to assist us by responding promptly. Please do copy to my alternative mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Best regards, Mrs Sarah Williams. ___ Book yourself something to look forward to in 2005. Cheap flights - http://www.tiscali.co.uk/travel/flights/ Bargain holidays - http://www.tiscali.co.uk/travel/holidays/
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Dear Sir/Madam, Good day to you. I am Dr Osaretin Ogiesuyi,we are a group of business men who deal on raw materials and export into Europe/America. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our costumers in America/Europe as well as making payments through you to us.If you are interested in transacting business with us we will be very glad. Please contact us via email:[EMAIL PROTECTED] for more information.Subject to your satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to negotiate your mode of which we will pay for your services as our representative in Europe/America. Please if you are interested forward to us your phone/fax number and your full contact addresses. Thanks In advance. CEO Dr Osaretin Ogiesuyi. (For Oceanic Oil Gas Limited) ___ Mail sent from WebMail service at China Focus Motors Limited - http://www.cfmotors.com.hk/index.php
