Katagory Teka-teki

2005-02-16 Terurut Topik anis sugiarto
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Kuda kepang 

salam
aniss
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Dear friend,

2005-02-16 Terurut Topik AYA ABU
Dear friend,

I am a project manager with the Financial Services Authority,
United Kingdom. I obtained your email from the internet,
while searching for a reliable person, who could assist us
in receiving cash gift from contractors awarded contracts
executed under the current budgetary allocation for FSA.
These bills had been approved for payment by the concerned
Authority. The contracts had been executed and commissioned.
You can read more contract info on the below page:

http://www.fsa.gov.uk/pubs/public/unfair_contract.pdf

What we are about to receive now, is a promised cash gift
from the contractors whom we have helped during the process
of obtaining the contracts and in the processing of their
payments. On our part, all modalities had been worked
out in ensuring a smooth conclusion of the transfer to you
within the next twenty one days. All I want from you is your
details to enable these foreign contractors forward the cash
gift to you on our behalf, because as government officials
we cannot collect these cash gift directly from them, neither
are we allowed by law to operate/run a foreign accounts.

If you are trustworthy and can assist me in receiving these
cash gift, I will like you to provide immediately to me, your
full names, address, and telephone  number.

Please note that there will be no financial obligation
required from you and this transaction is risk free.
For each cash you receive on our behalf, you will be
entitled to 10% of that sum. As soon as you indicate
your interest, further instructions will be passed on to
you on the procedure that we will follow in accomplishing
this deal.

Kindly reach me immediately via my confidential e-mail
furnishing me with your details as stated above. Looking
forward to hearing from you.

Best regards,

AYA ABU






Teka teki

2005-02-16 Terurut Topik anis sugiarto
Barang apa kalo dijilat manis, bila di sentuh berbunyi

Gula diatas udun (bisul)

Berbulu kalo digosok keluar putih kental apa ?

Orang gosok gigi

salam
aniss



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From James dowell

2005-02-16 Terurut Topik Mr James Dowell
Dear,

For the attention of: Managing Director/C.E.O.
I write not only to introduce myself to you, but also tender a joint investment 
business proposal for your considerations and acceptance. I know that receipt 
of this mail shall be a great surprise to you considering the fact that we did 
not know each other or had any business negotiations before now.
I am also aware of the fact that there is a lot of fraudulent business 
proposals circulating around the world, particularly scam letters originating 
mostly from African countries. which makes it imperative for one to be extremly 
careful before accepting and venturing any business proposal from unfamilier 
person like me. I however, pray your respected self not to allow the above 
unatural abnomalities to influence your decision to accept my genuine proposal 
and intentions which undoubtedly would be of immense mutual benefits to both of 
us. I pledge to you for urgent and dedicated attention which this issue 
deserves.
I am Engr. James Dowell from Liberia. I was born in the year 1970 and hold a 
Msc. degree in chemical engineering from university of Monrovia. Before my 
resignation last week in my working place, I was a head of department in 
Printing and Minting Security Co. of Liberia. My resignation from office is as 
a result of my intention to go into private business with you using the capital 
I have at my disposal now. Prior to employment with Printing  Minting Security 
Co of Liberia, I was one of the trusted aids of ex president Charles Taylor who 
was forced to exile by Economic Community of West African States peace keeping 
forces in conjunction with United Nations peace keeping forces as a way to 
restore peace a civil war turn country-Liberia for years.
My former boss recently contacted me with information that he personally 
deposited some items in five safe trunks with a security company in Monrovia. 
He forwarded the deposit documents to me by DHL with instructions to claim the 
items on his behalf and send four of the cases to him while I should retain one 
as a gift for my honesty and loyalty to him during his turbulent tenure in 
office.
The four cases have been sent through his network arrangement to his exile 
country. I opened my own case to surprisely discover that it contains the sum 
of US$20,000,000.00 packed and arrangement in such a way that it would be 
difficult to identity it as money. My ex boss warned that I should not expose 
this issue as neither the management of the security company nor the present 
regime in Liberia knows about the money otherwise it would be confiscated by 
present government as it would be considered as part of the returns from sales 
of Liberia Gold. I am not surprise because the deposit documents stated that 
the cases contain phographic materials instead of money. By advise of my boss, 
I resigned from office, moved the money to neighbouring country which is 
Senegal where I am temporarily staying in a hotel.
The money is presently in safe custody of a good Senegalese custom officer who 
assisted me at the border on my way to Senegal. The customs at the border 
threatened to confiscate the case if I do not offer them some tips even though 
they did not dictect or know that it is money. The good custom officer loaned 
me some money which I used to settle his colleagues. I voluntarily asked him to 
keep the case in his custody as collataral pending when I pay him back. I 
purposely ask him to keep the trunk for safety reasons and not because he 
loaned me money.
I am therefore seeking your assistance in the following ways.
1.To come down to Senegal in person for a face to face meeting which shall make 
us know each other better and build trust needed in this kind of cooperation.
2. You shall stand as the owner of this money so that we can easily move it to 
your country without questions from authorities over here. As a poor income 
earner, It would be difficult for me to move this money out as the beneficiary 
without proper proof of how I earned it. You as an expertrait business 
personality only need to state that you intended to invest the money in Senegal 
but has now decided otherwise hence the reason to repatrate your money back to 
your country.
I chose your country for the investment because of its stable economy and 
polity.
2. You shall advise and guide me on a lucrative business to invest the money. I 
would prefer a joint venture with you.
I have mapped out 30% of the total money as your commission for the above 
mentioned contributions. On your arrival, I will go and collect the trunk box 
from the custom man and bring it to your hotel room..
Thank you in advance for your anticipated acceptance of this proposal.I wish 
you send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve this proposal through my 
private email box; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Yours sincerely,




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