---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: anoop pillai <anupvpil...@gmail.com> Date: Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 1:52 PM Subject: sardar joke(sum we have herad in our school days and sum not) To: apilla...@gmail.com
Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. _________________ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. _________________ Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. _________________ Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. _________________ Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. _________________ Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. _________________ On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. _________________ Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. _________________ How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it…. _________________ Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ _________________ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA _________________ Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. _________________ Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents _________________ Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. _________________ A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. _________________ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? _________________ In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup… _________________ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! _________________ Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! _________________ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _________________ If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’ _________________ Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA _________________ Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love. _________________ Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents _________________ Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. _________________ A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. _________________ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? _________________ In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup… _________________ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated… drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! _________________ Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! _________________ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child _________________ The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back. US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back. A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "UAE FREEHOLD" group. To post to this group, send email to uae-freehold@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to uae-freehold+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/uae-freehold?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
