Hello Mr. Jabendo!
I had no idea you can be a comedian.
I suppose Dr. Kipenji Owor's
disease is becoming contagious.
On a serious note, thanks so much for the laughter!
Assumpta Mary Kintu
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From: rahimu jabendo <rahimujabe...@googlemail.com>
Date: Thu, Nov 17, 2011 at 4:32 AM
*Subject: {UAH} Funny One Liners
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