Dear Tech
Support,
Last year I upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable
resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization,
where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker
Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer
run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in
the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite
applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you please help me?
Signed: A Troubled
User
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Dear Troubled
User,
This is a very common problem men
complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is
merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating
files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so
nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the
program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original
system. Look in your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child support". I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.
I suggest installing background
application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having
installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of
their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because
ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating
system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you
take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not,
under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is
not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck, Tech
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