- When PHB asks for weekly progress report on a project and you begin
to describe tasks a, b, and c completion status, he interrupts with "I
just need to know a percentage", and then gets visibly annoyed when
you take last week's progress and just add 5% to it.
- When PHB tries to relate his mainf
. . . you want to know whether that feature is 90% done or 95% done.
--- On Fri 01/27, Ted Husted < [EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:
From: Ted Husted [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: user@struts.apache.org
Date: Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:54:40 -0500
Subject: [FRIDAY] You might be a pointy-haired-boss if .
. . . if you believe all the things that come out of your mouth.
--- On Fri 01/27, Ted Husted < [EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:
From: Ted Husted [mailto: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: user@struts.apache.org
Date: Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:54:40 -0500
Subject: [FRIDAY] You might be a pointy-haired-boss if ...
.
Dave Newton wrote:
> - [ My list ]
Dammit!
- Sends a TODO list in Word, multiple items per paragraph, with the
stuff that's _already done_ HIGHLIGHTED.
Woot.
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David G. Friedman wrote:
>> - You used to use grep to change strings in a file... >
>> 'back in the day' (seriously, he thinks he did)
>>
> sed 's/grep/sed/g'
> sed 's/back in the day/when we had punch cards/g'
>
I tried to convince him it was sed (or possibly awk, but that's...
unlikely)
> - You used to use grep to change strings in a file... >
> 'back in the day' (seriously, he thinks he did)
sed 's/grep/sed/g'
sed 's/back in the day/when we had punch cards/g'
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Ted Husted wrote:
> ... you think blogs are a breakfast treat.
>
They're not?!
- Turn on task lamps at unoccupied desks when clients come in for a
meeting so it looks like you have employees
- Puts trash back on a cleaned-off shelf when a network technician comes
in so it looks like... uh... yo
... you want a clever reply to this thread yesterday.
Ted Husted wrote:
... you think blogs are a breakfast treat.
Engineer: "I like to start each day with a cup of coffee and a couple of blogs."
PHB: ... H ... A cream-filled blog would hit the spot ...
-Ted.
** http://husted.com/ted/bl
Errr, depending on what sort of blogs you like to visit, that might
just be possible! There's all sorts on the Internet you know!
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> ... you think blogs are a breakfast treat.
>
> Engineer: "I like to start each day with a cup of coffee and a coupl
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