phxflytyer Phoenix,AZ
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford > > > > > > > > > > Bad Parrot > > A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad > attitude and an even worse vocabulary. > > Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with > profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently > saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could > think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. > > Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled > back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. > John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in > the freezer. > > For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then > suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. > > Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the > freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms > and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and > actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and > I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and > unforgivable behavior." > > John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. > > As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change > in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey > did?" > > *Happy Thanksgiving* > > > > > > > -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the "VFB Mail" group. To post to this group, send email to vfb-mail@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to vfb-mail-unsubscr...@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/vfb-mail?hl=en VFB Mail is sponsored by Line's End Inc at http://www.linesend.com --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VFB Mail" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to vfb-mail+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
