It was a typical Friday night in Mayberry and Otis came staggering down the sidewalk heading to the courthouse. He was carrying a near empty bottle of wine that he bought in Mt. Pilot when he went to get his accident form notarized. When suddenly he meets Aunt Bee. Aunt Bee takes one look at him and says, "Otis Campbell, you've been drinking, and I have been praying for you." Otis replied with, "Oh Aunt Bee, I haven't been drinking. This is water." Aunt Bee takes the bottle from Otis and sniffs it. "Otis Campbell", she says, "This is not water; it is wine." Otis looks at Aunt Bee and says, "Well what do you know. He did it again."
-- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
