>>> There's been Bigfoot evidence found right here in NC near Troy, the 
>>> hometown of Jeff Branch, our own "Howard Sprague" tribute artist. It's been 
>>> on the news all morning. My suggestion is we get "Howard, the town clerk" 
>>> to go after Bigfoot with the same enthusiam as when he caught "Ol' Sam". 
>>> You know, using all the latest technology, equipment, gadgets, weather 
>>> radio, maybe a little potato salad, then this mystery could be solved in 
>>> short order. We might even get Bigfoot up there in Raleigh for everyone to 
>>> look at, but Howard would probably return him back to the woods so all the 
>>> excitement could continue.<<<<

OH, how exciting.. Make Sure Howard takes his Book.  He could probably talk 
Bigfoot into a rehabilitation program. Bigfoot could give piggyback rides to 
excited little kids.  Don't let him (Howard) take a water gun..He'll probably 
splash his own team. trying to wake up Otis.

As for physically challenged people.. thre was some reference in one of Barney 
exasperations  "you're so funny..Why don't you go over to the Nursing home and 
take the nuts off of the wheel chairs (or something like that).  Fred Plummer 
almost needed a walker after his encounter with Barney "Izamoto" Fife.

Thanks Paul for the explanation of Philomath.  I thought that high school group 
sounded more like a Scrapbooking club anyway.  When I was in High Scool, I was 
in the Sci-Math club.  (combination of Scienece and Math)  We were just a bunch 
of nerds that worked on brain teasers and puzzles.  I wish I would have pasted 
some of them in a book.


The Untraind Voice

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