Re: [YUmetal] Vic
Hehe, funny! :-))) - Original Message - From: "Dragana Novakovic" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "yumetal groups" Sent: Friday, November 11, 2005 10:32 Subject: [YUmetal] Vic > Prvi skolski dan u jednoj americkoj srednjoj skoli. > Uciteljica predstavlja novog ucenika Akira Suzukija iz > Japana. > > Pocinje cas i nastavnica ispituje: "Sada cemo videti > koliko poznajete americku istoriju. > Ko je rekao "Sloboda ili smrt." > Odjednom tisina i samo Suzuki digne ruku: "Patrick > Henry godine 1775 u Philadelphii." > > "Vrlo dobro Suzuki". A ko je rekao: "Drzava je narod > i kao takva ne sme nikad umreti" > Suzuki ustane: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863 u Washingtonu." > > Nastavnica strogo pogleda ucenike pa rece: "Stidite > se. Suzuki je Japanac a poznaje americku istoriju > bolje od Vas" > Tihi glas sa kraja razreda: > "Jebite se, posrani Japanci" > "Ko je to rekao?!" - vikne uèiteljica. > Suzuki digne ruku i rece: "General MacArthur, 1942 u > Guadalcanalu, i Lee > Iacocca 1982 na skupstini akcionara Chryslera, > Detroit." > > Razred je u tisini samo se iz pozadine cuje "Pusi > k!" > Uciteljica sva izvan sebe: "Sad je kraj. Ko je to > bio?" > Suzuki: "Bill Clinton, Monici Levinsky, Oval Office, > 1997 u Washingtonu. " > > Drugi ucenik se prodere: "Suzuki je sranje!" > > Suzuki: " Valentino Rossi u Rio de Janeiru na moto > Grand-Prix Brazila 2002." > > Razred pada u histeriju, uciteljica pada u nesvest, a > na vrata ulazi dirktor skole: "U p... materinu, jos > nikad nisam vidio takav haos". > > Suzuki: "Premijer Srbije, ministru finansija, > prilikom predstavljanja drzavnog budzeta, Beograd, > 2005." > > > Jazzy;-) > > > > __ > Yahoo! FareChase: Search multiple travel sites in one click. > http://farechase.yahoo.com > > > > Stay Metal, > YU Metal. > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM ~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/YUmetal/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [YUmetal] Vic
On 11/11/05, Dragana Novakovic <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Suzuki: " Valentino Rossi u Rio de Janeiru na moto > Grand-Prix Brazila 2002." I knew this one, ali uvek je lepo podsetiti se dobrog vitza :-) Suzuki je car! -- * Robert Osswald * [EMAIL PROTECTED] * * ICQ:25691421 * Y!:robertosswald * AIM:rosswald76 * * MSN:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * Jabber:[EMAIL PROTECTED] * Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM ~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/YUmetal/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
Re: [YUmetal] Vic
:-) he he ulepsa mi jutro sa ovim. --- Dragana Novakovic <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Prvi skolski dan u jednoj americkoj srednjoj skoli. > Uciteljica predstavlja novog ucenika Akira Suzukija > iz > Japana. > > Pocinje cas i nastavnica ispituje: "Sada cemo > videti > koliko poznajete americku istoriju. > Ko je rekao "Sloboda ili smrt." > Odjednom tisina i samo Suzuki digne ruku: "Patrick > Henry godine 1775 u Philadelphii." > > "Vrlo dobro Suzuki". A ko je rekao: "Drzava je > narod > i kao takva ne sme nikad umreti" > Suzuki ustane: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863 u > Washingtonu." > > Nastavnica strogo pogleda ucenike pa rece: "Stidite > se. Suzuki je Japanac a poznaje americku istoriju > bolje od Vas" > Tihi glas sa kraja razreda: > "Jebite se, posrani Japanci" > "Ko je to rekao?!" - vikne uè©´eljica. > Suzuki digne ruku i rece: "General MacArthur, 1942 > u > Guadalcanalu, i Lee > Iacocca 1982 na skupstini akcionara Chryslera, > Detroit." > > Razred je u tisini samo se iz pozadine cuje "Pusi > k!" > Uciteljica sva izvan sebe: "Sad je kraj. Ko je to > bio?" > Suzuki: "Bill Clinton, Monici Levinsky, Oval > Office, > 1997 u Washingtonu. " > > Drugi ucenik se prodere: "Suzuki je sranje!" > > Suzuki: " Valentino Rossi u Rio de Janeiru na moto > Grand-Prix Brazila 2002." > > Razred pada u histeriju, uciteljica pada u nesvest, > a > na vrata ulazi dirktor skole: "U p... materinu, jos > nikad nisam vidio takav haos". > > Suzuki: "Premijer Srbije, ministru finansija, > prilikom predstavljanja drzavnog budzeta, Beograd, > 2005." > > > Jazzy;-) > > > > __ > Yahoo! FareChase: Search multiple travel sites in > one click. > http://farechase.yahoo.com > > > Yahoo! Groups Sponsor > ~--> > Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make > Yahoo! your home page > http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM > ~-> > > > Stay Metal, > YU Metal. > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > __ Yahoo! FareChase: Search multiple travel sites in one click. http://farechase.yahoo.com Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/rzJolB/TM ~-> Stay Metal, YU Metal. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/YUmetal/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
