On 25 Sep 2000, 1:14, Tim Schoon wrote:
> I need help finding a couple things:
>
> 1) A service you can send cards from with Looney Tunes characters. I
> know there is http://www.wbwebcards.com but they don't have what I'm
> looking for. I want one with Tweety (don't ask).
Curt had you covered well, here.
> 2) I would like a site or 2 or 3 or...(etc.) that has sayings similar to
> the ones in the new Georgia Lottery commercials on the radio. For those
> who don't know what I am talking about, here is a clean sample:
>
> "Man who runs in front of car gets tired."
>
> "Man who wins lottery can expect lots of change."
>
> I think you get the idea :-)
Right, those are Confucious Funny sayings - parodies of Confucious
sayings. The following web site is exactly what you seek:
http://www.troutman.org/humor/confucious.html
Alan
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