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Subject: [BushShouldHaveBeenImpeached] Here's this week's rant... 

















Heck Of A Job, Brownie Part Duex 
By Ernest Stewart 

"I know a lot of people want to send blankets or water. Just send your cash. 
One of the things that president [Clinton] and I will do is see your money is 
spent wisely." ~~~ George W. Bush ~ on Haiti relief 

"Heck of a job, Scott Brownie!" ~~~ Uncle Ernie 

"There is a clock at the University of Chicago called the Doomsday Clock whose 
time perpetually lingers just shy of midnight. On this clock, midnight 
metaphorically represents full nuclear war bringing an end to all civilization, 
and the clock is meant as a gauge to constantly indicate humankind's proximity 
to this horrific event." ~~~ Alan Bellows 

Is it just me or is Obama insane? I ask you, would a sane person appoint George 
W. Bush to co-head a disaster relief program after Katrina? Would a sane person 
appoint a man who is universally hated for his war crimes and crimes against 
humanity, a man who should be sitting in a jail cell awaiting execution, as a 
relief ambassador? The mind boggles! Yes, we'll send in that cash to you and 
Bill. NOT! 

Of course, as this manmade disaster unfolded, the cockroaches and creatures of 
the night came out from under their rocks to strut and flap their mandibles! 
Tush Limbaugh opened up his cake hole and out oozed this slime: 

"The Haiti earthquake was made to order for Obama. Obama will use Haiti to 
boost credibility with the light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in 
this country." 

Tush hates Barry's guts when a saner man would be embracing Barry as a fellow 
traveler but Tush is a racist and can't help himself from attacking Barry even 
on things they agree on! 

Then another one of America's national embarrassments spoke up: 

"They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. 
And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve 
you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, 
okay it's a deal." ~~~ Pat Robertson 

The truth is, Pat, that the Haitians are the way they are because of their 
former slave masters, the French, who only stopped torturing them in 1947, a 
mere 122 years after they were thrown out of Haiti. But before withdrawing in 
1825, France had demanded reparations of 150 million francs - about $21 billion 
in today's money-for the loss of its economic and human property. Of course, 
this was totally illegal, immoral and a war crime unto itself but Europe and 
America let them get away with it as they were making way too much money on 
human degradation to protest. Then in 1915, "Woody" Wilson sent in the Marines 
to steal what little was left in Haiti and invited many corpo-rats in to split 
the booty. Although the Marines moved out 22 years later, they have been back 
many times since to teach those rebels a lesson or two! And we've been there to 
put the likes of Papa Doc and Baby Doc upon the throne, criminals who then 
siphoned off most all of the aid money coming in from around the world and 
slaughtered any protestors who didn't like being an American slave. Hence, 
there was no money for anything, including earthquake-proof or hurricane-proof 
buildings. That, not some mythical bullshit, is the reason Haiti is the way it 
is, Pat. 

I think Sam Kinison pretty much says it all about Pat: 

"Pat Robertson said, 'The Lord Told Me To Run For President.' Well, yeah I bet 
he did! The Lord must want you to look like a complete ass in the political 
arena." 

The same could be said about Pat in the religious arena, too, a complete ass! 

Meanwhile, Robert Gates and Obama are hemming and hawing and stalling in order 
to be sure that Blackwater and the Marines arrive first while tens of thousands 
die. This is so Blackwater might have time to get up to some mischief staging 
scenes and murdering opponents of the government (which include almost all the 
Haitians who hate our appointed dictator) which we'll use as a reason to stay 
and to threaten all of the Caribbean. While Haiti needed water, food and 
shelter the rest of the world sent aid, some within hours. Instead, we sent 
them an occupation army and soldiers of fortune. I think that last sentence 
pretty much says it all about our government and it's place in the world, don't 
you? 

In Other News 




Whew, that was a close one! We're still not out of the woods yet but I think 
there will be no choice but to let health care or the "Health Insurance Company 
Protection Act of 2009" die an ignoble death! 

You know the number is on the wall when liberal Massachusetts elects a fascist 
centerfold to a Senate seat that went to the left for over half a century. I'm 
sure it wasn't an easy decision to put on the Jack Boots and goose step off 
behind some rat-wing yahoo, especially after seeing what happens after 8 years 
of them being in power. I wonder if a women candidate who posed nude for 
Playboy would have been allowed to run? That noise in the background, 
Massachusetts, is Ted Kennedy spinning in his grave! Of course, Obama didn't 
help any by being just another fascist soldier and trying to ram down our 
throats corpo-rat policy disguised as a health care bill instead of bringing 
real change, ergo we end up electing a schmuck with a truck! 

Of course, the White House says nothing's changed and they're going ahead with 
the Senate bill come hell or high water but the rank and file Demonrats see the 
light and are beginning to jump ship. It could be, as I suggested in part one 
of this rant, that Barry is insane. Sure, the insurance industry has put a few 
billions in bribes into congressional pockets and, as old Will Rogers once 
said, "We have the best Congress money can buy." However, in this case, I think 
self preservation may kick in with the mid terms coming up in November. As 
surely as deep blue Massachusetts going red, it may be time to rethink ones 
positions! 

If this turkey finally fails all I can say is, "Heck of a job, Scott Brownie!" 

And Finally 



In case you missed it the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, or BAS, announced 
they've moved the clock hand back one minute, from 5 minutes 'til oblivion 
until 6 minutes 'til oblivion, Huzzah! Here's their announcement: 

"BAS announced the Clock change at a news conference today in New York City 
broadcast live at http://www.TurnBackTheClock.org for viewing around the globe. 
The new BAS Web platform allows people in all nations to monitor and get 
involved in efforts to move the Doomsday Clock farther away from midnight. 

In a statement supporting the decision to move the minute hand of the Doomsday 
Clock, the BAS Board said: "It is 6 minutes to midnight. We are poised to bend 
the arc of history toward a world free of nuclear weapons. For the first time 
since atomic bombs were dropped in 1945, leaders of nuclear weapons states are 
cooperating to vastly reduce their arsenals and secure all nuclear bomb-making 
material. And for the first time ever, industrialized and developing countries 
alike are pledging to limit climate-changing gas emissions that could render 
our planet nearly uninhabitable. These unprecedented steps are signs of a 
growing political will to tackle the two gravest threats to civilization--the 
terror of nuclear weapons and runaway climate change." 

Created in 1947 by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, the Doomsday Clock 
has been adjusted only 18 times prior to today, most recently in January 2007 
and February 2002 after the events of 9/11. By moving the hand of the Clock 
away from midnight--the figurative end of civilization--the BAS Board of 
Directors is drawing attention to encouraging signs of progress. At the same 
time, the small increment of the change reflects both the threats that remain 
around the globe and the danger that governments may fail to deliver on pledged 
actions on reducing nuclear weapons and mitigating climate change." 

That certainly is a step in the right direction and I welcome their findings! 
Still, I'd pay attention to that last sentence if I were you, I know that I 
have! 

A full replay of the news event is available on the Web at 
http://www.TurnBackTheClock.org . 

Oh And One More Thing 

As access to accurate information becomes more difficult and free speech and 
the exchange of ideas becomes more restricted and controlled, small 
publications and alternative presses disappear. We don't want Issues and Alibis 
join that list. 

Everyone seems to be on the "Give $5.00" bandwagon. We know $5.00 can be a lot. 
So we're asking for pennies, a dollar, coupons, stamps. We're trying to hang on 
and we know you are, too. Whatever you can spare will be greatly appreciated by 
us. Every penny makes a difference. 

Ernest & Victoria Stewart 

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So how do you like Bush Lite so far? 
And more importantly, what are you planning on doing about it? 

Until the next time, Peace! 
(c) 2010 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, 
stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for the last 9 years managing 
editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. 
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