Now this takes the cake! lolz
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard
deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the
grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the
many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died
of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight
to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her
neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may
indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt
you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside
down.'
Damn!!! Women think of everything!! !
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard
deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the
grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the
many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died
of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight
to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her
neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may
indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt
you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside
down.'
Damn!!! Women think of everything!! !
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard
deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the
grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the
many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died
of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight
to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her
neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may
indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt
you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside
down.'
Damn!!! Women think of everything!! !
Sincerely,
Take Care &
Mohamedhusein G. F. Somji
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Let us pray for all our Departed Ones.
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