Words Women Use
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>> FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel
>> we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe
>> how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
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>> FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
>> minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the
>> trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
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>> NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means
>> something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to
>> describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
>> upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
>> will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE.
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>> GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will result
>> in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.
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>> GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what you want
>> because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just
>> a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in
>> about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.
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>> LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal
>> statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you
>> are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time
>> standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
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>> SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are
>> one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content.
>> Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
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>> THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
>> can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
>> hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have
>> done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in
>> conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near
>> future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some
>> mighty big trouble.
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>> PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
>> you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for
>> doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell
>> the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay," l
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>> THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're
welcome,"
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>> THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
>> "Thanks A. Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that
>> you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
>> Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
>> will only tell you "Nothing."
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