Arnie, Winter getting to you, already? Greg
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Subject: ShopTalk: Things to at Walmart
Date: Sun, 29 Dec 2002 13:20:50 EST
1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
2. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking. 3. Make a trail of dried dates on the floor to the rest
rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code
3 in house wares”, ... and see what happens! 5. Go to the Service Desk and
ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign
to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. While handling guns in the
hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.
11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, ”PICK ME!
PICK ME!!!!!!” 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume
the fetal position and scream, “NO! NO! It's those voices again”.
............and last but not least,
13. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...,
“Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!”
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