for those of you down south who are trapped in the cold I send you a
little humour from up north. (God I hope spring gets here soon.)
�One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each �buy a pint of Labatt Blue.
Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in
each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in
disgust. The American fished the offending fly �out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing happened.
The�Canadian picked the fly out of his drink �and started shaking
it�over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
�After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
"Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The
bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
�The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender
is a little taken aback, but gives�him what he ordered.
�The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?" The Molson�president replies,�"Well, I figured if
you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.
tks sean
The Great Frozen North
