List of Top 10 Caddy Comments:
      
              #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the  lake."
              Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
      
              #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on  this course."
              Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the   earth."
      
              #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
              Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
      
              #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
              Caddy: "Eventually."
      
              #6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
              Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
      
              #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the  time.  It's  too much of                                     a distraction."
              Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
      
              #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
              Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
      
              #3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
              Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
      
              #2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played  on."
              Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour    ago."
      
              And the #1 best caddy comment:
              Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
              Caddy: "It has been a long time since we teed off, sir."


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