Re: ShopTalk: Stand Up for America Speech (not Golf)

[Arniesclubs]

>     Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in

> > > his
> new
> > Washington, D.C. parish.
> > >
> > >    He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
> > > the
> > beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying
> > dead in
> the
> > middle on his front lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for
assistance.
> > >
> > >     The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is
> > > Senator
> > Daschle.   How might I help you?" "
> > >
> > >     "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley
> > > at
St.
> > Brigid's.    There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.
> > >
> > >      Would ye be so kind  as to  send a couple o' yer lads to take
care
> of
> > the matter?"
> > >
> > >     Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit,
> > > replied
with
> a
> > smirk,   "Well now father, it was always my impression that you
people
> took
> > care of  last rites!"
> > >
> > >     There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father
> O'Malley
> > then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged
> > to notify  the  next of kin."
> > >