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Enjoy,
Two couples were playing cards one evening. John
accidentally dropped
> some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick
> them up, he couldn't help but notice that Bill's
wife Sue, legs spread
> wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by
this, John, upon trying
> to sit back up again, hit his head on the table
and emerged red-faced.
>
> Later, John went to the kitchen to get
some refreshments. Bill's wife
> followed and asked, "Did you see anything
you liked under there?"
>
> Surprised by her boldness, John
courageously admitted that, well, indeed
> he did. She said, "Well, you
can have it but it will cost you $500."
>
> After taking a minute
or two to assess the financial as well as the
> moral costs of this offer,
John indicates that he is indeed interested.
> She tells him that since
her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and
> John doesn't, that John
should be at her house around 2:00 Friday
> afternoon.
>
>
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the
>
planned time with Sue at 2:00 p.m. sharp and after paying her the
> agreed
sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
>
transaction as Sue had promised.
>
> Afterwards, John quickly
dressed and left.
>
> As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00pm
and upon entering the
> house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by
the house this
> afternoon?"
>
> A little worried, Bill's
wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a
> few minutes this
afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her
> husband curtly
asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror, she
> assumed that somehow
he had found out, and after mustering up her best
> poker face,
>
replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
>
> Bill, with a
satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> "Good, I was
hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> borrowed $500
from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
> afternoon on his way
home and pay me back."
>
> NOW THAT'S A POKER
PLAYER!
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