> I recently picked a new
primary care physician.
>
> After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>
> A little concerned about
that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>
> He asked,"Well, do you smoke
tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
>
> "Oh no," I replied. "I've
never done either."
>
> Then he asked, "Do you eat
rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>
> I said "No, I've heard that
all red meat is very unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time
in the sun, like playing golf/sailing/ballooning/rock climbing?"
>
> "No, I don't," I said.
>
> He said, "Do you gamble,
drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
>
> "No," I said. "I've never
done any of those things."
>
>
>
> He looked at me and said,
"Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
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