This
from a cousin who's a golfer.
Happy
St. Pat's Day.
ROTFLMAO
TFlan
An
Irishman went home after a round of
golf, his third in 3 days. He sat down in his favorite chair, turned
on the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick,
bring me a beer before it starts"
She
looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he
said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start."
This
time she looked a little angry, but
brought him a beer. When
it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."
"That's
it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and
clean
and wash and iron all day
long?
The husband sighed. "Shit, it's
started."
