As long as we're
on the subject of baseball, here's story about events in the Bronx - perhaps.
TFlan
Bill and Hillary
are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret
Service people directly behind them. The place is noisy as hell.
One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and whispers
to Bill.
At first, Clinton stares at the guy,
looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head
"no."
The agent then
says, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire
team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy".
Bill
hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the
fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay!
If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly, baby.."
With
that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants,
lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the
field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you
"!^$#@&!". The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up &
down, cheering, hooting, and high fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling
and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says,
"How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy
that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is
wrong. The agent replies, "Sir , I said they want you to throw out
the first PITCH."
