I remember back in '99 when [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> IS THERE A FREE BREAKFAST?
I am Spam! Spam I am!
Do you like green eggs and Spam?
IDONOTLIKETHEMSPAMIAM
Would you like them flamed or toasted?
Blocked or busted?
Canned or roasted?
IDONOTLIKETHEMSPAMIAM!
Would you like them shar'd or bloated?
Full of $$$?
MIME'd or posted?
IDONOTLIKEYOUSPAMIAM
IDONOTLIKEGREENEGGSANDSPAM
NOWTAKEYOURSPAMANDLEAVEMEBE
Would you read it with a browser?
With Java applets?
Lots of headers?
IDONOTLIKEYOUSPAMIAM
IDONOTLIKEGREENEGGSANDSPAM
IWILLNOWLART[1]YOUFROMMYBOX
IWILLNOWLARTYOUWITHTHESEROCKS
IWILLLARTYOUSPAMIAM
<thud>
Matt
[1] Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool -- man lart [2]
[2] What do you mean, you don't have asrmanpages installed?
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