On Wed, Jan 11, 2023 at 7:35 PM Udhay Shankar N <[email protected]> wrote:
The 2022 Bulwer-Lytton results are out. Here's the grand prize winner: > > "I knew she was trouble the second she walked into my 24-hour deli, > laundromat, and detective agency, and after dropping a load of > unmentionables in one of the heavy-duty machines (a mistake that would soon > turn deadly) she turned to me, asking for two things: find her missing > husband and make her a salami on rye with spicy mustard, breaking into > tears when I told her I couldn't help—I was fresh out of salami." > > https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2022 > This year's results are out: https://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2024 A sample: It was a dark and stormy night, which makes perfect sense when you realize we’re on Neptune, with a mean distance from the Sun of 4.5 billion kilometers (or 30 astronomical units), and winds that howl at 100 meters per second, composed of mostly hydrogen and helium (and only trace amounts of methane), which is way better than Uranus, which stinks to high heaven. -- ((Udhay Shankar N)) ((udhay @ pobox.com)) ((www.digeratus.com))
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