"I was delighted to learn that American politicians are trying to make
it illegal to burn the American flag. That can only mean that my
dedicated public servants have finally solved the problems of crime,
drugs, war, poverty, terrorism, healthcare, immigration, and the
mystery of why our children are such idiots compared to Norwegians.
Evidently those issues are now under control. I was starting to worry
that Congress was wasting my tax dollars doing stupid shit." -Scott Adams

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