Because I'm in a Douglas Adams mood, I forward this classic from my
inbox archives (note date). I don't remember the chain of events that
led to me getting this message, but it cheers me up when I see it,
which is all one can really ask for.
Thanks for all the fish.
Udhay
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
From: Ford Prefect <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1999 14:43 +0100
Subject: moan, moan, moan
First, COMPLAINTS. Needless to say, all your complaints will be dealt
with. Eventually.
Leopold - I'm sorry your accommodation is not up to scratch. You are
wrong to suggest this is in any way connected with our little argument
over your last expense claim. (Incidentally, what exactly are
zoot-inhalers and why do they cost so much?)
On the subject of expenses:
Amelia B - A reminder. You are working for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy, not Vogue Galactica. So, go easy on the budget.
Jack - I don't mind paying for all these burgers but remember, you are a
dolphin and they may be damaging your health. (By the way, tell
Sideswipe to avoid cress - this is probably causing the wind problem.)
Toobitz - in answer to your questions:
1. No.
2. Ha ha.
3. Yes.
I know Earth is not very comfortable but that is not my fault. In my
experience life here can be tolerable enough if you just make an effort
to fit in. As soon as you get the job done I promise - we'll go
somewhere more civilised.
In the meantime: DON'T FORGET! WE HAVE AN UPLOAD AREA ON
http://fordprefect.h2g2.com - USE IT!
Byee
Ford
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