On Sun, Feb 1, 2009 at 10:47 AM, Udhay Shankar N <[email protected]> wrote:

>>> http://www.well.com/conf/inkwell.vue/topics/289/Bruce-Sterling-State-of-the-Worl-page01.html
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>> Here's this year's version, hot off the keyboards. Jon Lebkowsky lurks
>> on silk, so you could add your questions to the mix, if you like.
>>
>>
>> http://www.well.com/conf/inkwell.vue/topics/343/Bruce-Sterling-State-of-the-Worl-page01.html
>
> A slightly more cooked version:
>
> http://seedmagazine.com/news/2009/01/2009_will_be_a_year_of_panic.php

This year's version. I'm posting the first rantlet from Bruce,
nominally directed at Cory (while shooting from his shoulder)

http://www.well.com/conf/inkwell.vue/topics/373/Bruce-Sterling-State-of-the-Worl-page01.html

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inkwell.vue.373  : Bruce Sterling: State of the World 2010
permalink #1 of 23: Jon Lebkowsky (jonl) Wed 30 Dec 09 15:54


I think you're right - the polarity of the world is changing,
literally and figuratively; the climate's wonky, the economy's tumbling
like a house of cards in a demented wind, political will is weak and
the body politic is disfigured in ways that are gross and fascinating.
It's a circus, and the tent's on fire.

I asked around for thoughts about what we should discuss, and got this
from science-fiction author, Internet maven, and new Dad, Cory
Doctorow:

"Bruce, you're godfather to my daughter Poesy. As I type this, I am
sitting in the driveway with her while she finishes her nap in the back
of the rental car we picked up on our Xmas holiday with the rest of
our family. I listen to her snoring away back there, and I think about
the enormity of fatherhood, and I realize that I've never been
confident enough in the future to make any kind of long-time plans...
Instead, I've always treated the future as a kind of unpredictable
lurching thing, and tried to keep my stance loose and wide so that I
could adjust my center of gravity from moment to moment as it shifted
beneath me. As a father, that strategy seems somehow irresponsible. Now
I'm thinking about college funds, about my will, about where I'll end
up living, all this stuff, and I realize that in order to do any of
this I have to have some coherent picture of where the future is
heading. If you were in my shoes, what concrete, discrete, individual
steps would you take on behalf of your snoring little toddler? "

I think that's a great first question.


inkwell.vue.373 : Bruce Sterling: State of the World 2010
permalink #2 of 23: Bruce Sterling (bruces) Thu 31 Dec 09 02:03


*Great to see that the burdens of fatherhood have succeeded in
rendering even Cory Doctorow all bourgeois.  A decade will do that to a
guy.

*Godfathers should be giving great advice, right?  No.  Actually, what
godfathers should be giving is MONEY.  If you're a comely young
goddaughter, your godfather should knock it off with his sermonizing
and give you, like, a car.

*Well, I don't have any money now.  Neither does anybody else.  Even
the smart operators with truckloads of money, like Gates, have lost
more money than the GDP of Nicaragua.  So it'll have to be the advice.
Brace yourself.

*Okay, first, the college funds.  Cory, you're a guy who rather
famously dropped out of college.  I completed college with a lucrative
degree in (wait for it) JOURNALISM.  There are people coming out of
colleges now with humanities degrees and debtloads of $100K.  What
precise benefit are you trying to confer here?  You want your kid to go
to some college?  Move to a country like Italy where they've got FREE
college, and people don't leave school till they're 28 years old.

*Okay, you've treated your future as an "unpredictable lurching
thing..." and now you're all morose about that...  You and your
generation CREATED that situation!  Ever heard of "disruptive
innovation," "disintermediation," "offshoring," "small pieces loosely
joined," "de-monetization," "plug and play," "the network as a
platform"?  Of course you've heard of all that crap, because you've
been tub-thumping it your entire adult life,  but what the hell did you
think that was all about?  Did you think you were gonna bend every
effort to virtualize reality, and then get a gold railway-retirement
watch and a safe place to park the cradle?  Guys with stacks of gold
bars and working oil wells don't have any stability now!   Much less
guys like you, who move their fingers up and down on keyboards for a
living.

*You want some security?  Demand government housing subsidies and a
guaranteed minimum income!  They bailed out every broke mogul on the
planet, they might as well bail out the civil population.

*Your will. Great.  I think it's a good idea to write one of these.
It's clarifying to contemplate mortality.  Try not to get all hackerly
about it and make it all super-complicated so that your heirs are
"protected forever."  Dead guys don't protect anybody, and the
survivors don't care.  When you're dead, mostly the survivors want to
grieve, sweep up after you, and stay out of endless court proceedings.
A guy like you, you're gonna be too clever by half with the damn will,
lots of spreadsheets, flowcharts....  Basically, you want to save
people trouble sweating over your obscure 12-dollar Latvian royalties
getting probated in Canada.

*"Where I'll end up living." You're a Canadian always in California
who's married to a Briton who's always in Japan.  Obviously you're not
gonna "end up" anywhere. Forget about that.  What are you worried
about, your IKEA furniture?  There is no "end up."  Someday they're
gonna bury you someplace -- that's likely relatively permanent -- or
they might lock you in a prison or a clinic where they won't let you
out.  Other than that, you have made your mobile bed and you oughta lie
in it.

*You're thinking: "got some money here, might as well settle down in
suburban Shepperton where the kid has a stable neighborhood with those
delightful Ballard children." That's a joke.  They're ALL FOREIGNERS in
Shepperton now, just like you.  They're living in DISINTEGRATED,
ROOTLESS, MULTI-ETHNIC HOUSEHOLDS where people relate through SMS
messages.  Go outside, walk around in extremely globalized London,
count the number of exiles in the streets.  Is that Christopher Robin
and Pooh at the gates of Buckingham Palace?  The Buckingham Palace
charades are wall to wall Brazilians, Indians and Chinese.  That's why
they put up with YOU.  And the genuine kids there are even weirder than
their parents, because they're multi-ethnic Brazilo-Indian-Chinese
kids.

*"A coherent picture of where your future is heading."  Okay, fine.
Let's imagine you're three years old again.  You want to give your Dad,
back in 1974, a coherent picture of what 2010 looks like.  You know,
something very actionable, lucid and practical, where he can just slap
the cash on the counter and everything works out great for the family.
Okay: given what you know now about the present, tell me what you
oughta tell him about 2010, back in 1974. Use words of one syllable, so
he doesn't have a stroke.

*Then, I'll give it a shot.
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