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On Fri, Jan 25, 2013 at 3:09 PM, Naresh <[email protected]> wrote:
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> Autorickshaw Artists – In one of Shivajinagar’s maze-like streets - known to 
> Bangaloreans as that part of town you go to for cheap meat, exotic pets, 
> Suleimani chai, or your stolen car – works Afsar Pasha. Though there are at 
> least a dozen practitioners of Pasha’s art in Shivajinagar, the man in 
> question is to autorickshaw drivers in Bangalore what Rembrandt was to 
> portraiture in 17th Century Holland. For about Rs 800, Pasha (or if you’re 
> willing to arrive at a compromise, one of his lesser contemporaries) will 
> paint the likeness of the latest Khan or a particularly flattering profile 
> view of Rajkumar on the back of an autorickshaw. In the hierarchy of 
> autorickshaw art, Pasha says Rajkumar ranks as the most popular, followed by 
> Shankar Nag, Sanjay Dutt, Shah Rukh Khan and what he calls 
> Shore-Temple-Sunset. He says he decided to follow his father, Anwar’s example 
> and picked up a paint brush 35 years ago, when he’d just completed his 
> schooling. He says his muse, and the in-demand star when he began as an 
> autorickshaw artist, was ‘Rambo.’ “I charge Rs 400 for only face, Rs 850 – 
> 1000 for full pose and Rs 100 – 150 for scenery,” he says.
>
> And as is the case with these things, Mayur Polepalli, a Bangalorean in 
> Taipei maintains a blog, arart.blogspot.com that documents autorickshaw art. 
> “What’s on the autorickshaw is what’s on the driver’s mind. I was fascinated 
> with the thought and when that turned to obsession, I figured I had to 
> document it,” Polepalli said, by email.
>
> AS Arts Planet, 1, C Street, SH Road, Shivajinagar. 93434-91919.
>
> Butterfly Park – Two years ago, the country’s first butterfly park opened at 
> the Bannerghatta Biological Park, with little frippery. Which is a pity, 
> because this well kept secret needs to be told, and the park needs a constant 
> flow of visitors. The Park is an hour’s drive from Bangalore and the 
> Bangalore Metropolitan Transport Corporation runs four luxury buses to the 
> park everyday (route 365 from Majestic at Rs 25 a ride). Tickets cost Rs 20 
> for adults and Rs 10 for children (under 10) and once you’ve paid up, you 
> enter a large, transparent dome that houses an entire eco-system. During 
> season (June to November), 20 species of butterflies make this dome their 
> home. The day we went, guided by the little plaques that dot the park, we 
> spotted the Common Mormon, the Great Indian Crow, the Flying tiger, the Blue 
> Tiger, the Striped Tiger, the Crimson Rose, the Common Castor, the Lion 
> Butterfly and the Common Leopard: the last, a tawny specimen with little 
> black spots settling on various patches of sunlight, as though to be 
> examined. We were advised to wear brightly coloured clothes to attract the 
> butterflies and to not touch them because the oils on our fingers could 
> destroy the scales on the wings. There is entertainment for the kids as well; 
> touch-screens allow them to re-arrange jigsaw pieces into a butterfly and 
> others that allow you to learn the workings of a butterfly, magnifying their 
> various parts. There is also an exhibition that allows you to see plants that 
> are butterflies/pupae/caterpillar-friendly. We were also told it wouldn’t be 
> too much of a problem if we shouted our disapproval of a particularly ugly 
> species. Butterflies don’t have ears.
> Bannerghatta Biological Park, Bannerghatta Road. 2782-8540. Open on all days 
> except Tuesdays 9.30am – 4.30pm. www.bannerghattabiopark.org.
>
> Chinese noodle factory - Or Leong's Food Products, occupying a fairly small 
> space in a noodle thin lane in KG Halli, is where your egg noodle and crispy 
> wonton lunch was born. Unlike Willy Wonka's glitzy establishment, this place 
> doesn’t have tomes dedicated to its history, nor is it on any culinary map. 
> It is nearly impossible to find even if you have a city map with you and 
> clear directions. You either know Leong's or you don't; besides factory 
> visits are frowned upon. Far from the ritzy interiors of your favourite Thai, 
> Chinese, Japanese restaurant, workers from Bihar dump a tonne of flour into 
> the automatic kneader, break in 2000 eggs, add water and hit the go button. 
> All this before dawn breaks, the mountain of dough then gets into the press 
> and miles of noodles and sheets of wonton skins area ready for the steamer. A 
> quick steam later they are weighed, packed and driven off to the 400 Oriental 
> cuisine restaurants in the city.  By noon, everyone at the factory heads home.
>
> Started in 1980 by Liang Chingta, Leong's is the only supplier of fresh 
> noodles in the city. Everyday, the 400 ‘Oriental’ establishments in the city 
> pick up 1.5 tonnes of fresh noodles and 200 kilos of wonton wrappers that 
> this factory makes.
>
> Leong's is the sole distributor for Ajinomoto from Japan and tomato paste 
> from China; their shelves also hold barilla pasta and olive oil from Italy. 
> But as Chingta’s brother Peter says, "This is the jam; it is noodles which 
> are my bread and butter. No chef in is right mind will use instant noodles". 
> He sells the noodles at Rs 34 per kilo. This is the price for the 
> restaurants; the finished dish will cost you ten times that. The wonton 
> wrappers sell at Rs 70 per kilo (there are 120 wrappers per kilo).
>
> 27/28, Mt Land, KG Halli, Venkatapuram Post Main Road. 2548-0156
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>
> Donne Biryani at Shivaji – Waiting to be served at this smoky, dingy two-room 
> restaurant (we use the term in its loosest sense) is as much a pleasure as it 
> is a penance. The biryani is cooked on coals, so if, on the day you are 
> there, the coals don’t light up, you’ll either have to go elsewhere to eat or 
> wait. And the wait could take more than two hours, as we found out one recent 
> Saturday. Even when all is normal, the atmosphere is hardly one you’d expect 
> at a place where food is worshipped: patrons frequently curse the cook in a 
> Babel of expletives. And the cook curses right back. You have to jostle for 
> space and if it’s a Sunday, wiggle through people to get your biryani in a 
> donne (a bowl made of dried banana fibre). When you do get that donne, and a 
> relatively quiet place to eat, the pleasure begins. Because Shivaji believes 
> in slow-cooked food, every morsel of rice retains the flavour of mutton. The 
> meat itself is divine, marinated and cooked so that it crumbles off the bone. 
> There are usually only three items on the menu at Shivaji: fried mutton, 
> fried chicken and the mutton biryani. There is also the chicken biryani, but 
> if you’re willing to go through all that trouble to eat chicken, you should 
> just Google ‘KFC Bangalore.’
>
> 672, 45th Cross, Jayanagar 8th Block 98451-49217. 12.30 – 3pm. Monday holiday.
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>
> Elgin Talkies – With the Shivajinagar Bus Station to your left, walk a few 
> hundred feet past a lassi bar, a couple of bakeries, yawning men hawking cane 
> chairs, and take a right into the narrow, winding street bearing the name 
> Shivaji Street. Next to a barber’s shop on your left, you’ll find the 
> 112-year-old Elgin Talkies, Bangalore’s oldest and still-functional theatre. 
> The cinema hall was opened by Veerabhadra Mudaliar in 1896 and was named 
> after the then Viceroy of India Lord Elgin. It began as a playhouse that 
> staged musicals and ballroom dancing - it was a place you brought your black 
> tie, tuxedo tails and ballroom gowns to - but after the Lumiere Brothers’ 
> premiere in the Watson Hotel, Bombay, it began showing silent movies in 1907 
> (India’s first silent movie Raja Harishchandra being one) and in 1931 began 
> screening the talkies with shows of India’s first talkie Alam Ara. In 2006, 
> the Film Federation of India and the Karnataka Film Chamber of Commerce chose 
> it as the venue to celebrate 75 years of sound in cinema, and Elgin went back 
> up on the map. Today it shows second and third runs of movies starring Mithun 
> Chakravarthy, Govinda and Sunny Deol. It’s also the only way you’ll get to 
> sit in a heritage building and watch a movie for only Rs 16. That and the 
> charms of red bucket seats, swirling Ganesh beedi smoke, men dancing, singing 
> and whistling, and the pleasure of watching a movie being projected through a 
> 112-year-old carbon arc device.
>
> Shivaji Road, Shivaji Nagar. 2286-5024. Show Timings are 11.45am, 3.30pm, 
> 6.30pm and 9.30pm.
>
>
>
> Fine Art Prints for Peanuts - Ever fancied an Andy Warhol on your kitchen 
> wall, Van Gogh's 'Café Terrace at Night Time' up in your living room, a 
> Pollock serigraph for the library, an Escher drawing and a Lautrec 'Moulin 
> Rouge' poster to complete a collection that includes all the works of Dali, 
> Picasso and Monet?
>
> If you fancy turning your living room into the Louvre, but don’t have the 
> billions to wag your fingers at a Christie’s auctioneer, the man to go to in 
> Bangalore would be Prakash Aswani. Back in the ‘90s, in the earliest days of 
> the CD invasion that soon witnessed the annihilation of all stars on 
> cassette, Prakash Aswani became the provider of all albums yet unavailable to 
> manic college-going collectors. From recorded copies on tape of Metallica and 
> U2's Achtung Baby to Dr. Dre and Apache Indian, Aswani supplied them all out 
> of his shop on CMH Road in Indiranagar.
>
> Today, Aswani, a former RJ (he hosted a retro music show on Radio Indigo), 
> sells fine art prints sourced from repositories across the world, including 
> the Museum of Modern Art in New York out of his home in Dollars Colony.
>
> What makes his proposition closest to that of a steal, is the fact that you 
> can now own copies of some of the best works in the history of art for as 
> little as Rs 2,500 a pop.
>
> While he does deal in art, Aswani is not a fan of wordy discussions about the 
> stuff he sells. He is bluntly clear about how his business can irk creative 
> folk. 'An artist today will look to sell one of his works for anywhere 
> between Rs 4-5 lakhs. Where I'm looking to sell hundreds of copies – for 
> cheap – of originals that are now worth millions.'
>
> 435, 9th Cross, 5th Main, RMV 2nd Stage, Dollars Colony. 98452-14321. 
> www.fineart.in
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>
>
> Gavi Gangadareshwara Cave Temple - Back in 2001, MS Umesh, an installation 
> artist working out of Bangalore, stumbled upon on an idea for a short film, 
> titled 'between myth and history' (sic), that would take him back to his 
> earliest days as a boy in Chamrajpet, accompanying his elders to the Gavi 
> Gangadareshwara Cave Temple.
>
> The temple, an ancient monolith carved inside a natural cave on a hillock 
> named Harirayanagudda, houses a legend about two 'secret' paths or tunnels – 
> one, leading out to the temple town of Shivaganga in Tumkur district, and 
> another heading all the way up to Kashi.
>
> What Umesh decided to do, in his attempt to harness his curiosity, and for 
> the sake of his art, 'discover an abstract space' and provide a 'physical 
> connect' to such history, was to film a 10-minute long walk, delving into the 
> darkest innards of this cave, barefoot, with a lit candle.
>
> The myth about underground paths apart, the temple is thronged every year on 
> Makar Sankranti (January 14th/15th) for an auspicious moment at dusk, when 
> the sun's rays are said to pass right between the horns of the stone Nandi 
> Bull placed outside the temple, and in turn illuminate the Shiva Linga inside.
>
> At the end of the film and his spooky walk through the cavernous temple, 
> Umesh emerges, barefoot, with a lit candle, walking out of the Dom Im Berg 
> tunnel in Graz, Austria, which today is a contemporary arts and culture 
> centre, with history dating back to World War 2, when near 50,000 people are 
> said to have survived Hitler's bombs in here.
>
> The 'magical' concept of hidden paths back home had, in essence, led him on 
> an extended journey across the planet, says Umesh: 'If they say Kashi, then 
> why not Austria?'
>
> The Gavi Gangadareshwara Temple is located behind the Ramakrishna Ashram, 
> Bull Temple Road. Open from 7.30am to noon and from 5pm to 8.30pm.
>
>
>
> Hamam – pit stops on the carnal super highway, you most certainly won’t find 
> the city’s 30 hamams on a tourist map. Originally constructed as baths and 
> rest houses (hamam in Persian means bath) for truckers cruising the highways, 
> they now cater to cruising of an altogether different sort. Bangalore’s 
> hamams are now the exclusive domain of the city’s eunuchs, who operate out of 
> these dingy, decrepit structures, offering condoms for free (they plough 
> through about 4,500 a month) and all other services for an appropriate price. 
> When they are not dancing at weddings and ceremonies or begging at traffic 
> lights, the city’s eunuchs operate as sex workers out of these hamams.
>
> A typical hamam has a massive terracotta stove at one corner, and this is 
> used to heat water for truck drivers or other clients that want a post-coital 
> bath. The rest of the building is divided into little rooms with a cot in 
> each.
>
> The eunuchs who live in the hamams are an extremely clannish and closed 
> community and will rarely entertain anyone that is not a paying client – 
> ‘tips are okay, time pass is not’ as one eunuch put it.
>
> A typical example of a hamam can be found on Bazaar Street in Ulsoor.
>
>
>
> Ig Nobel Laureates – When Chittaranjan Andrade and BS Srihari, from the 
> National Institute of Mental Health and Neurosciences (Nimhans), completed 
> their paper titled, 'A Preliminary Survey of Rhinotillexomania in an 
> Adolescent Sample', in 2001, they hardly expected to be conferred the Ig 
> Nobel – the award for improbable research handed out each year at Harvard 
> University’s Sanders Theatre. As I turned out, the Ig Nobel seemed justified, 
> because at least in the ambit of its definition, what Andrade and Srihari had 
> researched for a year was rather improbable – Rhinotillexomania is the 
> medical term for compulsive nose picking.
>
> The Ig Nobel dishonour, of a telephone pad attached to two cans mounted on a 
> cheap, wooden plaque, only certified the quirky quotient of these two 
> psychiatrists' oddball juvenile revelation, having spent a year's research 
> time to put a Q.E.D. on the theory that 'nose picking is a common activity 
> among adolescents.'
>
> The research itself sat down a sample of 200 adolescents from four urban 
> schools, to study how nose-picking frequency went up to over 20 times a day 
> for near 8 per cent of the group, before revealing insights into 'other 
> somatic habits' such as nail-biting, scratching in a specific spot, even 
> pulling out of hair. Bangalore's most ill-famed expose had effectively closed 
> the lid on how nose digging 'may merit closer nosologic scrutiny.'
>
> Needless to say, the two researchers refused to go down hushed up about their 
> discredited work, with strident statements about there being 'little world 
> literature on nose-picking behaviour in the general population.' Andrade's 
> infamous quote goes, 'Some people poke their noses into other people's 
> business; I poke my business into other people's noses.'
>
>
>
> Jal Bhavan – Imagined as a rainbow spanning the distance between two 
> undulating hillocks, Jal Bhavan is easily one of the city’s more lurid 
> architectural disasters. Designed by Anil Bhaskaran, a leading Bangalore 
> architect, Jal Bhavan is termed, rather unfairly, as ‘the city’s ugliest 
> building,’ and more aptly, as ‘that building that looks like someone dropped 
> a giant turbine on Bannerghatta Road.’ Jal Bhavan houses the offices of the 
> Karnataka Urban Water Supply and Drainage Board, the implementing body for 
> water supply and underground drainage schemes in 208 urban centres in the 
> state (barring Bangalore.) It also houses the offices of the magazine you 
> hold in your hands.
>
> 6, Bannerghatta Road, BTM Layout 1st Stage. 2653-9003
>
>
>
> Kale Pehlwan ki Gardi – This wrestling school in Shivajinagar (on the same 
> street as Elgin Talkies. See E) is a 100 years old, but less than a 100 
> people in the city know about it. Inside, past a narrow, dim corridor, you 
> enter a small, open courtyard with the wrestling pit and its stone cylinders, 
> neck weights and other kusti related paraphernalia. To its left is the 
> kitchen, where Mohammad Malik practices the other art this place is known for 
> – cooking. While the wrestlers train between 5 am and 8 am and 4 pm onwards, 
> gourmands, autorickshaw drivers, mechanics, students and bus conductors 
> jostle for space during lunch hours at Kale Pehlwan’s. You could choose to 
> sit facing the kitchen, the far wall or the wrestling pit, the last being the 
> best. Friday is the best day to visit for fragrant, after-namaaz biriyani, 
> but make sure you reach early – you will be relegated to straw mats spread 
> over the sand in the wrestling pit if you reach after 1 pm. At Rs 45, the 
> mutton biriyani is served in generous portions and always has at least two 
> large pieces of spoon-tender meat. The seer fish fry (Rs 50 for a belly 
> slice) is shallow fried to perfection and arrived hot and moist. The mutton 
> chops (two for Rs 40), which can make any decent tabak maaz descend into 
> existential angst, is marinated, and pan-grilled so each section of meat is 
> ringed with charred, crispy edges. Obtaining a table, grappling with the 
> other patrons and shouting for your meal at Kale Pehlwan’s can be as 
> gruelling as any wrestling match, so prepare yourself for some rough-housing. 
> Also, women are advised to cover up, and vegetarians to stay home.
>
> Ustad Kale Pehelwan ki Gardi, Shivaji Lane (near Elgin), Shivaji Nagar. 
> Mohammad Malik: 98866-77695
>
>
>
> Lavelle Road - There is a certain gentleman who whirls in his grave every 
> time an autorickshaw driver utters his name, and this happens a few hundred 
> times on any given day. Mangled verbalisations of this name range from 
> ‘lovely’ to ‘le-velly’ to ‘la-vely,’ making this the most mispronounced road 
> name in Bangalore (followed by Cockburn Road ). And the rickshaw driver would 
> stare at you in disbelief if you did get the pronunciation right, which is 
> ‘la-vell’.
>
> The gentleman in question is Michael F Lavelle and the road that bears his 
> name is not just another street, it is Bangalore’s link to the Kolar Gold 
> Fields and the Anglo-Indian Community. According to the Rice Gazetteer, "In 
> that year 1873 Mr MF Lavelle, a resident in Bangalore, retired from the army, 
> with some knowledge of geology, applied to the Government for the exclusive 
> privilege of mining in the Kolar District, his thoughts being principally 
> directed to the possibility of finding coal. His request was granted on 
> certain terms. On these conditions, Mr Lavelle commenced operations by 
> sinking a shaft in 1875, near Oorgaum.” Being a shrewd businessman he 
> gathered other interested parties and formed the Kolar Concessionaires and 
> amassed a large enough amount of money to start mining, the initial quest was 
> for coal, but having heard rumours of Tipu’s soldiers coming upon gold in the 
> area, Lavelle began to look for the precious metal, and soon enough, stumbled 
> upon vast quantities. With the money he made from gold, Lavelle bought 
> himself enough land in the cantonment area to have a whole road named after 
> him.
>
> Lavelle Road begins at Richmond Circle and ends at Jewels De Paragon, it is 
> approximately 2300 metres.
>
>
>
> Monkey Tops – Before they hared it back to Blighty, the British gave 
> Bangalore an architectural innovation that is unique to this city – the 
> monkey top. These ornate wooden trappings over windows of old Bangalore 
> bungalows are A-shaped with a flagstaff spike on the peak and you’ll find the 
> few remaining ones in the cantonment part of town – Fraser Town, Cooke Town, 
> Cox Town, Richard’s Town and a few on Rest House Road. Wade through 
> British-era books and government records and you’ll learn that they were 
> constructed to prevent marauding monkeys from entering houses, while also 
> providing them with a perch to consume the fruits they tore off tree-tops. 
> While monkey tops were at first a functional aspect to building construction, 
> they soon began to serve a decorative purpose, with each home-owner 
> individualising the design to enhance his building façade. Eventually, the 
> monkey top entered official government marking, with the Bangalore Urban Arts 
> Commission deciding to incorporate it into its logo.
>
>
>
> Noon Wines - In a city caught in the cusp of nomenclature battles, it’s not 
> surprising that Noon Wines is also known as Scottish Pub is also known as 
> Scotties. But that depends on where you’re sitting at this narrow, intimate 
> pub on St Mark’s Road. If you’re indoors, listening to music and straining to 
> see the wine that smells so strongly of tomorrow’s hangover, you’re in Noon 
> Wines. If you’re outdoors, not listening to music, but listening to the very 
> potent wine as it makes its way down your gullet, you’re in Scotties.
>
> As you place your first order in Noon Wines, you will be informed by a 
> scared-looking waiter that they only serve three large wines per woman. This 
> waiter is not to be confused with Eshwar, who you must immediately ask for. 
> Eshwar will then flash you a smile and get you pretty much whatever you want 
> and however much you want of it. Even if you’re a woman.
>
> While you’re enjoying the friendly monster in your glass, ask Eshwar for a 
> plate of Chips Masala. It’s not on the menu, but that only means it’s out 
> winning an award somewhere. Rs 60 for a large glass of the finest and only 
> house wine you can buy at a pub in Bangalore, Rs 20 for the tangy Chips 
> Masala, and Eshwar’s winning smile and hospitality at no cost at all.
>
> 17, Vasavi Complex, St Mark’s Road. 2221-5002
>
>
>
> Opera House – Arul Mani, arguably Bangalore’s finest quizzer and arcana buff, 
> says the Opera House at the corner of Brigade Road and Residency Road has 
> screened such classics as Avaluderavakul (Her Nights), Pavam Krooran (Poor, 
> Cruel Man), Kanana Sundari (A movie about an Amazonian sex goddess) and the 
> genre-definer: Uncle’s Fault (See X). But before it became known to Bangalore 
> as the theatre that screens soft porn (which in real terms meant three or 
> four full frontal scenes spliced into a regular regional language film), 
> Opera House (it’s officially referred to as New Opera House, but Bangaloreans 
> dispense with the ‘New’) screened run of the mill blockbusters in the 60s 
> (with regular listings in the Deccan Herald) and earlier still, in the ‘30s, 
> served as a ballroom and a theatre for musicals during the Raj. Though Opera 
> House is shut to the public now, with a little casual conversation with the 
> guards, you will, in all likelihood be let into the premises, which have 
> remained untouched since its closure in ________. Inside, the theatre is 
> large, dark and surprisingly cold. The teak balustrades and floorboards 
> remain, as does the feeling that you’ve just stepped into a long-abandoned 
> whaling ship.
>
>
>
> Pleasure, Gangamma’s – In this city’s lexicon of secrets, the letter P would 
> stand for three related things, and they would all be defined by one thing: 
> Gangamma’s Pleasure. A now defunct rock covers band, Gangamma’s Pleasure was 
> named for the band’s house cleaner, Gangamma, who chanced upon a stash of 
> marijuana in the jam room. Gangamma’s Pleasure, in a sense, is a distillation 
> of this city’s sub-culture, one that roots itself firmly in rock music and it 
> defines the three other Ps – Palace Grounds, pot parks and Pecos.
>
> Palace Grounds is where all the major gigs are held: Aerosmith, Deep Purple, 
> Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, Mark Knopfler, Megadeth, Roger Waters, the Rolling 
> Stones, Scorpions, and Sting are among the few who have rocked into 
> Bangalore’s night sky from out of here. One section of these grounds – which 
> slots the largest spaces on the city’s outdoor cultural calendar, is constant 
> to a Disney-park Fun World setup.
>
> Pecos is a no-frills pub off Brigade Road, that has over the last quarter of 
> a century, gathered around it a near-cult following. The interiors have not 
> changed much over the years; wall art from the Grateful Dead heyday, posters 
> and strung up rock paraphernalia aside, the corner on the right as you walk 
> in has always been reserved for pamphlets announcing upcoming shows, news 
> about performances, and requests for musicians at large. That college 
> students for generations have sworn by the music at Pecos is no secret. The 
> late Sunday breakfast here remains a prime time affair. Pecos history 
> includes mentions of rock groups forging time-honoured band alliances, beer 
> drenched evenings of songs scripted, sung, and dissected at length; even 
> ‘major dude’ groupies pulling up to fisticuffs outside. Pecos patrons have 
> witnessed the formative years of a rock ‘n’ roll and pub culture, all the way 
> to wasted, defunct rock band members tagging inconsolably bawling baby boys 
> in the pub.
>
> Pot parks are Bangalore’s worst kept secret. The garden city tag goes a long 
> way with the tight-lipped presence of resident ‘ganja parks’ in prominent 
> areas of the town, blacklisted and hounded by ‘mufti’ patrol cops, as 
> pass-time bases of popular peddlers, and giving room to a widely apparent 
> frequency of smoking run-ins. The most popular of these are on Rest House 
> Road, Jayanagar 7th Block, Coles Road and off Ulsoor Lake.
>
> Pecos: 34, Off Brigade Road, Rest House Road. 2558-6047
>
> Palace Grounds: Near Mount Carmel College, Vasanth Nagar. 2336-0818
>
> Fun World, Palace Grounds. 2343-0496
>
>
>
> Quizzing at the Daly Memorial Hall - Who would willingly impale themselves on 
> something that goes 'How did words derived from the Latin for 'same', 
> 'domination' and 'final' form a trio with half a health drink between the 
> years 1980 and 1990?' There’s a rare breed endemic to Bangalore that would – 
> the quizzers. They don't make a million, they don't top their graduating 
> class, they don't find trophy-wives; few get to drive their own cars and even 
> fewer get into the Civil Services, and unlike all other sportsmen, none of 
> them ever gets any.
>
> When they sit in Koshy's, they crouch around laptops and let out strangled 
> yells and hoots of laughter and drink much ginger tea and are completely 
> unaffected by the hottosity of women who descend from whatever cloud to 
> frequent that dive on a Sunday afternoon. Once a month, they may be found in 
> the few small halls that the city still has –Daly Memorial and Canara 
> Union—doing the same thing, in greater numbers and far more loudly. At pubs 
> such as Pecos and Noon Wine (See N), they are immediately identifiable by the 
> fact that all their conversations begin with phrases like 'Odyssey last 
> year', or 'Total Peter' and 'Sexy Funda'. And when they do get happy, they 
> may be heard singing ribald ditties where talent has been expended in finding 
> words that rhyme with the surname O'Brien.
>
> Open quizzes have been organized in Bangalore for over 25 years by the 
> Karnataka Quiz Association. Their quizzes are not about memory or how much 
> you know, they're about the art of guessing answers from impossibly 
> convoluted questions. If you want to know more, you could check their 
> website: http://kqaquizzes.org.
>
> And the answer to the question we began with is The Bourne Trilogy (Identity, 
> Supremacy and Ultimatum) begun in 1980 and concluded in 1990 by Robert Ludlum.
>
> Karnataka Quiz Association: Arul Mani. 98452-06690. [email protected]
>
> Canara Union: 42, 8th Main, 13th Cross, Malleswaram. 2334-2625
>
> Daly Memorial Hall: Nrupathunga Road, opposite Yavanika. 2221-5034
>
>
>
>
>
> Rent a costume - At Prabhat Kalavidaru, in over 70 years of being every stage 
> and costume manager's dream store, the one most frequent order continues to 
> be for productions of either the Mahabharata or the Ramayana. The complete 
> army sized set of crowns, golden maces (in three sizes), chest plates, waist 
> belts, armours, bow and arrows, faux jewellery, and entire dance troupe 
> wardrobes. The kit for Lord Krishna depictions is perhaps the next most 
> popular.
>
> As one of the city's quainter establishments, the history of Prabhat - an 
> institution run by the Dasa brothers - runs deep into the days of India's 
> freedom movement, and indeed, deeper into mythology. When the Dasa brothers 
> moved in, in the early 1930s, they found themselves producing the earliest 
> epic dance dramas in town. What possibly began as a sense of largesse – to 
> lend out stage ware to budding artists and aspiring groups, soon became the 
> makings of what is now a centre for every kind of theatre resource. Today, 
> the orders include light-sound stage prop works, a studio recording facility, 
> and even dancing classes. Third generation members of the family at their 
> offices will tell you how the business is still largely about getting the 
> characters in your play to look good on stage.
>
> What is underwhelming about this institution, and perhaps its worst kept 
> secret too, is the fact that some of their oldest clients are now permanent 
> fixtures on the Kannada theatre circuit, and some of them superstars of the 
> celebrity kind too, having once looked the part in an act, thanks to the Dasa 
> brothers' enterprise.
>
> 66, Jain Temple Street, VV Puram. 2669-7786
>
>
>
> Subbamma Stores – Or Srinivasa Condiments, a hole-in-the-wall store 
> sequestered in a lane off Gandhi Bazaar Main Road in Basavanagudi, is perhaps 
> the only place in the country where Congress and Communist coexist without 
> constantly bickering. Congress, in this case is the name that Bangalore has 
> bestowed upon spicy, roasted split peanuts and Communist, the milder, 
> red-chilli coated peanuts endemic to Karnataka. According to KV Anant Rao, 
> the man who owns the store, the name Congress came to be associated with 
> roasted peanuts during a Congress rally in Karnataka in 1948, the same year 
> the shop opened for business. “Party workers really took to these peanuts. 
> They were in constant demand, and soon, people started asking us for ‘those 
> Congress peanuts.’ We had this other variant, the read-chilli coated 
> whole-peanuts, which came to be called Communist because of their colour,” he 
> says.
>
> Apart from the roasted peanuts, the store sells voluminous quantities of 
> fried snacks like murukku (deep-fried dough rings), puri (spiced puffy rice) 
> and obbat (stuffed sweet chapattis), which are made fresh daily at their 
> kitchen in Hosakerehalli near Banashankari, and pickles that are sourced from 
> a women's cooperative in Shimoga. Rao handles the money and his brother KV 
> Ramachandran doles packets of coconut sweets, murukku, appalams (papads), 
> pickles, spicy and chips to customers. The savouries cost around Rs 16 a 
> packet and obbat costs Rs 20. Inflation has pushed the price up by Rs 2, says 
> Rao. Packets are bought, packed carefully and despatched across the globe to 
> homesick Bangaloreans craving a crunchy fix. Rao says he has no plans of 
> exporting murukku or expanding.
>
> First time visitors to the store would do well to ask for directions as it is 
> easy to miss. You’d also be advised to go between 9 am and 2 pm or 4.45 pm 
> and 10 pm, as the store-owner shuts for siesta.
>
> 92, HB Samaja Road, Gandhi Bazaar, Basavanagudi. 2667-7493
>
>
>
>
> Tibetans – Despite two treaties, reconciliatory gestures, countless Free 
> Tibet bumper stickers and one very vocal Richard Gere, China and Tibet 
> continue to sit on either side of a fence both real and ideological, with no 
> resolution to Tibet's demand for complete autonomy in sight. It's perhaps 
> time the two took a look at the Bangalore Model to end all their troubles. 
> Eat at any one of the many Chinese restaurants in the city and your waiter, 
> cook, cashier or cleaner is most likely to be a Tenzing rather than a Tan 
> Lee. Each Tibetan passing off comfortably as a Chinese national.
>
> The first Tibetans began coming into the state in the '60s. They settled down 
> in colonies in Bylukuppe, Hunsur, Kollegal and Hubli - all a few hours drive 
> from Bangalore. Over 50,000 at the last count; the largest Tibetan refugee 
> community outside Dharamsala. Numbering at around a thousand at any given 
> point in the city, most of the Tibetans in Bangalore take on Chinese personas 
> and work as chefs, waiters, hair stylists and call centre employees catering 
> specifically to Chinese clients. As is mandatory with the community, there 
> are 50 families who are members of the Tibetan Sweaters sellers Association 
> and bring in their stock of knits every season.
>
> If you want to take a look at what else the community is up to in Bangalore, 
> you need to go to Tibet Plaza on Rest House Road – the mothership of cheap 
> designer knock-offs, AC/DC T-shirts, Che Guevara merchandise. And on the 
> second floor, steamy momos at Taste of Tibet.
>
> Taste of Tibet: 5, Indo-Dubai Plaza, Rest House Road. 4147-8237
>
>
>
> Undertakers to the City - The Snaize Brothers have been a Bangalore 
> institution for 135 years; they were first located in the heart of town, at 
> 159 Brigade Road (now Royal Mota Arcade) and in 1986, moved to 51, Norris 
> Road. Though burying the dead in consecrated ground wasn’t their first 
> occupation – in 1873, Clarissa Snaize, a widow, decided to start a shoe 
> factory, which ran up losses and closed – the business they eventually got 
> into became vital to the city’s functioning. Clarissa Snaize realised her 
> measuring skills could be better applied to coffins and the quality of her 
> caskets went down very well with the Royal Garrison stationed in the city at 
> the time. She handed it down to her grandsons, who gave it the name Snaize 
> Brothers – Funeral Furnishers and Monumentalists, and a generation later, 
> Margaret Snaize and her son Anil Makhija took over the business. Clichéd as 
> it may seem, a meeting with Margaret Snaize is as tragicomic as an episode of 
> Six Feet Under. For one, she bears a remarkable resemblance to Ruth Fisher, a 
> lead character in the serial who, in episode after episode, displays 
> determination and optimism while surrounded by death and sorrow. Snaize, like 
> Fisher has a voice that has a little tremor to it, but is yet assertive. “We 
> are not interested in advertising, there seems to be a lack of dignity 
> attached to death nowadays, it is a special service not the cut-throat 
> business it has become,’ Snaize says.
>
> The range of services Snaize Brothers offers include teak veneer caskets, 
> hearse services, floral wreaths, engravings on tombstones or name plaques and 
> refrigerated glass caskets.
>
> 51, Near Nanjappa Circle, Norris Road, Richmond Town. 2221-2140
>
>
>
>
>
> Vijay Thiruvadi's Green Walk – Not once in two years has it rained on the 
> Sunday mornings that Vijay Thiruvadi leads his group on the Green Walk in Lal 
> Bagh. And judging by the energy levels we witnessed one Sunday morning, not 
> even the rain will deter the 5,000 people who have signed up to be on the 
> walk.
>
> Every week, at 7 am, the group follows Thiruvadi as he traverses the green 
> expanse of Lal Bagh, stopping every now and then to introduce the Ficus' and 
> the frangipanis.
>
> You pick up lungs-full of oxygen and interesting stories about the plants, 
> animals and all things in between. Take the one about the oldest rock in the 
> park, which as Thiruvadi puts it, is half as old as the earth itself. The 
> rock is now designated a National Geological Monument and is dated as being 
> 3,000 million years old.
>
> You would do well to ignore the distracting couples cavorting in the park and 
> let Thiruvadi bring you up to speed on Lal Bagh's collection of trees and 
> plants - there are trees like the Araucarias from Chile, the candle tree, 
> elephant apple, the lush rain tree and a number of exotic palms. No two walks 
> are alike and Thiruvadi often alters routes to take the groups to the lake or 
> to see a rare bamboo flowering, accompanied by anecdotes like how bamboo 
> raised from one mother plant flowers at the same time, no matter where in the 
> world it is planted.
>
> You look at towering pines from Australia and the thick banyan, branches of 
> which reach out in a green embrace which, thrive in Lal Bagh. Then there are 
> cypresses from Mexico, China, Java and Europe, junipers from Africa, 
> wisterias from Swaziland, rosewoods from Bolivia, fig trees from Java. 
> Despite his deep and abiding understanding of all things arboreal, Thiruvadi 
> is at a loss for words when he has to explain why Ramesh who loves Meetha had 
> to express his ardour by carving her name on the highest branches of a banyan 
> tree.
>
> The three hour trek ends with a brunch at the Mavalli Tiffin Rooms, where 
> green walkers never have to wait for a place.
>
> The walk is conducted every Sunday and the group of the day assembles at the 
> base of the Lal Bagh rock (entry through the Double Road Gate).
>
> Vijay Thiruvadi 98450-68416. See www.bangalorewalks.com. 7am to 10am on 
> Sundays.
>
>
>
> World Cinema at the National Market – It all started with pornography. 
> Bhasker (name changed), one of the several sellers of pirated movie DVDs in 
> National Market, Gandhi Nagar, was doing very well for himself peddling what 
> he considered were fine examples of girl-on-girl action, when he realised 
> that many of his customers were seeking out a particular kind of girl-on-girl 
> action. Or ‘story porn’ as he began to call it. Bhasker began to shop around 
> for those specific movies – ones that had explicit sex with a plot to lend 
> gravitas – and realised they were made by someone called Almodovar. And 
> someone called Bertolucci. And someone else called Winterbottom. Bhasker 
> quickly realised there was a large and growing demand for world cinema and 
> began to amass titles from every corner of the world (he didn’t have to 
> travel further than the nearest broadband connection and Bit Torrent). Though 
> there are several other bootleggers in National Market, Bhasker (the changed 
> name shouldn’t be a hindrance; ask around for any Almodovar film, and you’ll 
> be directed to his shop) has one of the largest collections of movies for 
> sale in Bangalore - ranging from Miyazaki’s finest work to every agonizing 
> minute of Kieslowski’s Decalogue. Though Bhasker knew little about the movies 
> he was selling when he started off, he has enhanced his knowledge 
> significantly over the years. Now, if you walk up to him and ask for Vivre sa 
> vie, he’ll tell you most of Godard’s work is crap.
>
> 5th Main, Gandhi Nagar. Near Tribhuvan Theatre.
>
>
>
> Xtreme Urban Running - Every Sunday, at 7 am, a group of around 10 men 
> gathers at the Jayanagar Shopping Complex, which houses various government 
> offices and shops. Led by Ashwin Mohan, the group breaks into a sprint and in 
> a few seconds reaches the first stairwell inside the building. Mohan leaps 
> over balustrades, scales walls that are at least 10 feet high and with feline 
> grace, rolls, vaults, twirls, trundles and barrels across concrete surfaces, 
> wood-panelled walls, metal barricades and reinforced parapets. That early in 
> the morning, the only audience Mohan and the group of urban runners has is 
> sweepers, newspaper boys and milkmen, all of whom stare in bewilderment at 
> these leaping men. Mohan is Bangalore’s only practitioner and tutor of 
> parkour, the French sport of urban free running. “Jayanagar Complex is easily 
> our favourite place to practice and run, it offers several interesting 
> surfaces and spaces,” he says, adding, “But whenever we can, we try and do 
> parkour in private residences. It’s interesting, the expressions you see on 
> people’s faces and their reactions when you leap into their homes: they range 
> from amazement to abuse. But we’re gone before anyone really knows what’s 
> happening.” Mohan includes parkour as a prerequisite for many of the martial 
> arts courses he teaches and insists that his ever growing tribe of students 
> require close attention and discourse before they take on the city’s 
> high-rise buildings. “They have the balls to do it. But the practice of 
> parkour takes technique,” he says.
>
> 3 Curley Street, Richmond Town. 98453-96360. Email: [email protected]
>
>
>
> Yelahanka - The 1990 edition of the Bangalore District Gazetteer (chief 
> editor: Suryanath U Kamath) is a black, 1108-page epic that normally walls 
> itself into musty racks in stuffy corridors of governance and is the best 
> reckoner for anyone looking to leaf through the city's historic secrets. It 
> looks like a law omnibus and sells fewer than two copies a year.
>
> It's the book that will tell you that the founders of Bangalore, hailed as 
> the Kempe Gauda line of chiefs and popularly referred to as the Yelahanka 
> Nada Prabhus, were all descendants of Chief Jaya Gauda. That Bangalore was 
> their capital for 101 years, from 1537 to 1638 AD. And that Yelahanka, as one 
> of the oldest ‘headquarters’ in town, may derive its name from the 'yelava' 
> tree (in Kannada), which lists itself in botany as the 'Malabaricum, Bombax'.
>
> Instead of wading through the books’ tedious prose, a more exciting approach 
> to exploring Bangalore’s past, would be to negotiate the equally tedious 
> Bangalore-Bellary highway, reach the fort area, make your way through what 
> remains of the ramparts and stop at the front wall of the Anjaneya temple, 
> where four hero-stones built into the wall depict war scenes; Bengaluru, 
> circa 1410.
>
> The Bangalore District, Karnataka State Gazetteer is available for Rs.100 at 
> the Government Central Book Depot.
>
> The Bangalore District, Karnataka State Gazetteer is available for Rs.100 at 
> the Government Central Book Depot.
>
> Temples in the area:
>
> Chowdeshwari Devi Temple, Mathikere. 2337-9167
>
> Raghavendra Guru Swamy Mandali, Mathikere. 2337-6269
>
> Kalika Durga Parameshwari Temple, Vidyaranyapura. 2364-0048
>
> Rangam Srimath Andavan Ashramam, Seshadripuram. 2331-6812
>
> Iskcon Jagannath Mandir, Seshadripuram. 2226-2024
>
>
>
> Zac O’Yeah – All things being equal, Zac O’Yeah will take his real name to 
> the grave. Ask him what his given name is and he’ll merely shrug, preferring 
> to talk about his life and this city instead. However, this Finnish-born, 
> part-time pop star, sometimes-Hindi-speaking, full-time writer of Swedish 
> thrillers will tell you that he is as much a part of Bangalore as the other 
> 25 aspects of the city described from A to Y. His name began to change and 
> adopt different forms when he was 15 and a guitarist with the German band 
> Twice a Man. He decided to retire when he was 25 and after designing sets and 
> lights for plays, answered a call for travel writers. He travelled through 
> India and published his first book: India: A Personal Pathfinder to Culture 
> (1995; translated title). Before the book came out, he got off a train in 
> Bangalore in 1992 and never left. “Something about the city – perhaps the mix 
> of east and west, or maybe the laidback lifestyle, or just the nice 
> combination of bookshops and beer pubs – set it apart from other cities in 
> the world,’ he says. He is often seen at Dewar’s on Cockburn Road (See D) - 
> so that he can ‘occasionally feel that Bangalore too has a past.’ When not at 
> Dewar’s, O’Yeah writes Swedish thrillers out of his RT Nagar home. His first 
> was Pajazzo (1997) followed by The Mutilated (1999), Guru (2004) and Tandoori 
> Moose (2006). Though you have to be more than conversant with Swedish to wrap 
> your head around the plots and sub-plots in his books, O’Yeah says if talks 
> with his publishers succeed, we may soon see translations in English on the 
> shelves.
>
>
> V 'Naresh' NARASIMHAN
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>
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