I love the confidentiality notice. It wasn't there in your first email. Guess you forgot to remove it later, huh?
Cheers, and welcome. --Venkat On Friday 9 September 2016, Prashant P Kothari <[email protected]> wrote: > Thanks a ton... will check it out > > Regards > Prashant > > ********************************************************************** > > *CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE: *If you are the intended recipient of this > electronic missive, then consider yourself fortunate. If you are not the > intended recipient, then God help you, because there are hard times headed > your way, my friend. > > If you have received this message in error, the error is likely yours, but > should the error be mine, just try and prove it, mother-effer. Every member > of my legal team attended a top-tier law school and scored well above the > national average on the LSAT. They can’t wait to sue you into oblivion and > consequently enrich themselves through your divestiture. > > If you’ve slipped and fallen or were working around asbestos during the > late nineties, however, then go ahead and reply with a concise summary of > the event that caused the onset of your pain and the nature of your > injuries, along with the name of the chiropractor you’re using and a > rundown of his/her fees, because some pockets are deep, especially among > major retailers and manufacturers, and could stand to be made shallower, > and we all deserve to be compensated for misfortunes brought upon us by > others’ negligence. > > If you do—against the advice of any attorney who passed the bar with a > score of 120 or higher—decide to use the above information for personal > gain, in all fairness I ought to let you know that there’s a better than > average chance that what’s above is a pack of lies. > > For every e-mail I send, I send a decoy e-mail full of disinformation. Most > of my e-mails also contain a truly nasty virus of my own creation that I’m > calling the Compensator™, and if you are not the intended recipient but > open the e-mail, then your identity will be compromised, your personal > information disseminated, your bank accounts diminished, and I’m working on > a feature whereby you, as in your physical self, will host the > Compensator™, which will remain dormant until you think everything’s cool, > and then— > > Bam! You’re sleepless, coughing, eyes watering, and your spouse is asking > if you ought to head to the emergency room. If you are Sara from the eighth > grade, then how do you like me now? See that S-Class Mercedes parked over > by the dumpsters there? Mine. Paid for. Cash. > > See that dude with aviator sunglasses, hair slicked back, snapping his > fingers to some awesome tune on the Norwegian sound system? He’s wearing a > shirt with a spread collar, housing a Windsor knot in a Jermyn Street tie, > and considering a run for Congress? > > It’s me. How-do! Should you regret your decision to blow me off outside > third-period chemistry in front of half the class, reply to the above > address and attach a current photo. It doesn’t have to be sexy or anything, > just, like, yourself on vacation with some inspiring vista in the > background. > > If your name is Keith, there’s a pretty decent chance that we won’t get > along, based on my past experience with people named Keith. > > If you are at the craps table at the Tropicana, place the six and eight, > but stay the hell off the field bet, which is really for suckers, and, if > the dice get hot, let’s split the winnings. If your measurements are > 36-26-34, give or take, then don’t hesitate to reply, but don’t “reply > all,” for security reasons. > > If you grew up and went to law school yet find yourself in a windowless > room in midtown eating a tuna-salad sandwich, wondering if it’s still good, > given all the mayo, and thinking that this is not what was promised, then > let’s grab a beer and see where it goes. > > On Thu, Sep 8, 2016 at 5:17 PM, Esther Schindler <[email protected] > <javascript:;>> > wrote: > > > David Strom <[email protected] <javascript:;>> did a few of these for me > a few years ago; > > unfortunately the site where they were posted is no longer online. Drop > him > > a line and tell him I sent you. > > > > --Esther > > twitter.com/estherschindler > > > > > > > > Prashant P Kothari wrote: > > > >> Hi folks > >> > >> > >> > >> I'm looking for a solid and economical company that can help us create > >> short 2-minute explainer videos > >> > >> > >> > >> Something along the lines of this > >> > >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp3NK7TMMzw > >> > >> > >> > >> Anyone that you can recommend - ideally a firm that you have first-hand > >> experience with > >> > >> > >> > >> Regards > >> Prashant > >> > > > > >
