Hi all, This humor was recieved long ago. It is not politically correct, so delete now. Its a religious joke,if you don`t like religious jokes delete now. Its an animal joke ,if you don`t like animal jokes delete now. Its a donkey joke, so Democrats delete now. Its a Texas joke,if you don`t like Texas jokes delete now. Its a sexy joke,if you don`t like sex delete now. Its about racing,if you don`t like gambling delete now. If you don`t like jokes ,delete now. You have been warned,delete now.
I thought this was rather funny. A Texan preacher wanted to raise some money for his church; hearingthat there was a lot of money in horse racing, he decided to purchasehorse. However, horses proved to be too expensive for his smallbudget, so he ended up buying a donkey instead. Figuring he hadnothing to lose, the preacher decided to enter the donkey in the horserace, in which, to his astonishment, the donkey came in third place!The next day's headlines in the Daily Racing Form read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS Encouraged by the donkey's strong beginning, the preacher entered thedonkey in the races again. This time the donkey won, inspiring theheadline, PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT Meanwhile, the bishop had gotten word of these outrageous headlinesand decided that this kind of publicity was not good for his parish.So, he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races. Next day the headlines read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS Needless to say, the bishop was not pleased with this, so he told thepreacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher obliged, giving it toa convent. The headlines following this read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN Well, this made the bishop angrier than ever, and he ordered theMother Superior at the convent to sell the animal. She sold it to afarmer for $10. The headlines proclaimed: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS The bishop died upon reading this headline. The day after his death,the headlines read: TOO MUCH ASS RESPONSIBLE FOR BISHOP'S DEATH Another Beautiful Day in Hawaii Nei PADI AOW Sept '97 enjoy bless you Bob Lee -- oozing on the muggy shore of the gulf coast [email protected] -- The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. To join or quit silver-list or silver-digest send an e-mail message to: [email protected] -or- [email protected] with the word subscribe or unsubscribe in the subject: line. To post, address your message to: [email protected] List maintainer: Mike Devour <[email protected]>
