I love these even though I'm not Chuck!  dee

On 9 Sep 2009, at 00:54, Craig Chamberlin wrote:

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

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