Okay y'all so it's a little off topic but after
the tense stuff, maybe a little humor will lighten
things up:) Laughter is the best medicine. I got
this in my email this morning. Enjoy.
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to
use the procedures outlined below when accessing
their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE
Procedures have been developed. Please follow the
appropriate steps for your gender.'
************ ********* ********* *
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5.. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6.. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
************ ********* ********* *
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most
of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to
align car window with the machine.
3. Set hand brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to
passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them
back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine
due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your
PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror..
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of chequebook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and
place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting
behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27.. Release hand brake.
Annie
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