Interesting idea.   How about supergluing a big ol' green bell pepper?

Steve
From: Richard Goodwin [email protected]

For a good time ... if you know someone who has just planted tomatoes, and the 
plants are growing nicely, but have no fruit yet, or just the little green 
beginnings of fruit, go to the store and buy a nice fat beefsteak tomato with 
some stem on it, and superglue it to the end of a stem on the tomato plant.  Be 
there when the plant's owner discovers it...

Great fun