Ode, you have outdone yourself with this piece. I finally picked myself up off the floor and am tempted to send it to every 'health' publication in the world!
Made my day! Sharon/starshar > -----Original Message----- > From: Ode Coyote [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Sunday, December 19, 2010 11:05 AM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: CS>Distilled Water....MORE Toxic than Municipal Tap Water?! > > > > Swing wild enough and you'll hit something now and then. > Think a bit and you can catch that line drive hiding in all those fouls > that you dropped. > > What is caught in left field doesn't apply to those in right field with > empty mitts, but a catch is a catch. > > One mans toxin is another mans cure. > If I can't enjoy a coated with carcinogens burnt animal on a bun with some > Sulfuric Acid producing Onions now and then, what's the point ? > Fat free? I'll take a double order and thank you for the sale at > McDoodles drive by Lube n' Scoot. [A lead belly burger a day keeps the > other 5 meals away] > > Don't drink that [Natures Distilled] rain water until it's been tumbled > over every element there is for at least a few weeks. > The food you eat has no minerals to replace those your body eliminated. > Old minerals are better than new ones, better not lose any. > Your body is a complete helpless idiot with a data base and process > control developed over thousands of centuries and you have to out think it > every moment ...or you'll die. > If you do, you won't...right? > > VOCs "Second hand smoke kills" even in some public park out doors, but > driving to the Air Nazi meeting, your car emits thousands of times more > VOCs than a smoker will in his entire life. > Keep that stuff out of the water, never mind that the air is loaded with > em...you can always stop breathing. > > One glass of tomato juice produces 50 times the methanol as a can of Diet > Coke...but Diet Coke is deadly. > Belly up to the juice bar, boys. > Got stuck with a straight 9 when I coulda had a V 3 !! > Have a Red Beer on me. [....tastes a LOT better than Diet Coke and rum, > added to make up the methanol difference] > > My coal miner Grandad ate eggs, bacon and bacon fat fried potatoes with > grease soaked toasted white bread every day for 85 years and chain smoked > non filtereds from the age of 9 ...and it was the *eat only sticks and bark > guy* that had a heart attack. > Go figger. > > 20 years ago Pop said that his Dads last 5 years weren't much fun > So, my Dad does every kick that comes along and he's now 84...he might live > to be 94 or even 104, might not. > Will his last 10 years be any more fun than his Dads last 5? > > Now Pop says, "Son, don't get old, it's no fun a'tall " > ..I'll go with what happens and be very glad to not die too old. > > I figger > "Shot by looters while chasin hooters" will do just fine. > ..and feed my body to the pigs and chickens, bacon and eggs is divine. > Once in the morning and I don't want supper. > ..and if I eat a "Whopper and fries", I'm not hungry again for almost 2 days. > If I'm thirsty, wet will do. > I NEED salt. A porcupine will eat the handle off your shovel to get > some......they don't have Mortons in a shaker. > The ocean has Mercury and Lead in it, so what? Nothing else > does? Certainly not "Sea Salt" > So you think you CAN stay away from Aluminum? > > Diet Coke doesn't need help from *Tomato Juicer Health Nazis* to taste like > crap. > Rum and real Coke, a much better source of methanol than Aspertame, along > with some useful Glucose...and some Phosphoric Acid to cut the rust out of > your belly button. [Naval Jelly] > You need Phosphorus to assimilate Calcium, and fruit sugar turns into > Glucose anyhow. > > So now I have a sweet bony rust free belly button. Abs of stainless steel > with corn syrup. > > Use only 4 nines Silver to make CS. > Then make some Colloidal Copper as though you COULD avoid Copper. > A pre 1965 circulation coin is 90% Silver and 10% Copper....why NOT use > those for electrodes? > > Refiners use electrolysis to purify metals. > It's how they make 4 nines Silver, 4 nines. > At under around 24 volts, the Copper will stay on the coin. If it > doesn't? So what? > > 5 micrograms of Mercury in a Vaccine causes Autism, but taking a Mercury > spewing diesel bus or a Mercury loaded coal fired power plant charged > electric car to the air conditioned doctors office with Tuna Fish > sandwiches for lunch, doesn't. > > You catch and keep what works for you and drop what doesn't. > Mercola just throws balls around like every other "ex-spurt" > > Professors, profess to know something. > Doctors "practice" medicine. > ..and over time, it all changes back to what it was and then to something > else as a everybody runs around in circles seeking home base...so they can > "stop" ? > Game over. > > I get a little dizzy, myself...start wandering away from the worry, as > though, I might actually be "in charge" ...of anything. > I can't think of a single thing that does the SAME thing, to OR for > ....everyone. > > Could it be that sanity is merely the realization that there ain't any such > a thing? > > Ode -- The Silver List is a moderated forum for discussing Colloidal Silver. 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