Keith Brady wrote: > > Views on Aging > > Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is > when we're kids? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited > about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four > and a half." You're never 36 and a half ....you're four and a half going on > 5. You get into your teens; now they can't hold you back. You jump to the > next number. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16." You could be 12, but > you're gonna be 16. Eventually. Then the great day of your life; you > become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. You BECOME 21....Yes!! > Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He > TURNED; we had to throw him out. What's wrong? > >What changed? You BECOME > 21; you TURN 30. Then you're PUSHING 40....stay over there. You REACH 50. > You BECOME 21; you TURN 30; You're PUSHING 40; you REACH 50; then you > MAKE IT to 60. By then you've built up so much speed, you HIT 70. After > that, it's a day by day thing. You HIT Wednesday... You get into your 80's; > you HIT lunch, you HIT 4:30. My Grandmother won't even buy green bananas. > "Well, it's an > >investment, you know, and maybe a bad one." And it > doesn't end there....Into the 90's, you start going backwards. "I was JUST > 92." Then a strange thing happens; if you make it over 100, you become a > little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half." > > Happy aging!
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