Be it known that Robert Bartell hates Acronyms! He hardly ever gets the right translation and insists that they are only used by people who are too lazy to type. Some examples:
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity WWW - World Wide Wait SCSI - System Can't See It DOS - Defunct Operating System IBM - I Blame Microsoft DEC - Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Have a good day!
