Dear Ole Bob,
 
DOn't go.  I like you very much.  I am working on being a bitch so people can't walk all over me any more and use me for a doormat.  I can learn from you if you display your grumpiness to effect more often.  I am not bitchy enough yet as there are people still not scared of me.  I still need a seasoned grump to teach me how to be a better bitch.
 
Barb
Dear Ole Bob,

DOn't go.  I like you very much.  I am working on being a bitch so people
can't walk all over me any more and use me for a doormat.  I can learn from
you if you display your grumpiness to effect more often.  I am not bitchy
enough yet as there are people still not scared of me.  I still need a
seasoned grump to teach me how to be a better bitch.

Barb