On Fri, 22 Dec 2000 08:26:56 -0700, "Marsha Hallett" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>> Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic,
>> but one of them is paranoid, and the other one is out to get him !
>
>Tain`t funny.
>My stepson is schizophrenic, which is the correct term for insanity. Split
>or multiple personality is NOT the same.
>Please don`t make fun of people with things they have no control of.
How about stupidity?
>From today's paper...
Here it is - a star-studded gem for my
stupid crooks file:
A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his
pants learned that crime doesn't pay when the frisky
creatures gave him a vasectomy.
Police say that the 24-year
old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket
when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved
them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned
checkout girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt
the lobsters clutching on his manhood.
The thorny creatures were finally removed when
emergency medics pried them loose with pliers. Doctors
say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle
with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy.
"Basically it was a do-it-yourself vasectomy" said the
doctor. "The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in
time, but he will not be able to father children."
The thief's painful prank landed him in the hospital,
where he is expected to remain for three or four weeks.
But thanks to a kindhearted supermarket manager, he
will not be charged with any crime.
"The guy's gone through enough pain," said the store
manager. "I think he has t learned his lesson. I doubt if he'll
ever steal again,
Chuck
There's more to life than sitting around in the sun
in your underwear playing the clarinet!
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