Tai-Pan
TJ Garland wrote:
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...--
>
> * She thought a quarterback was a refund.
> * She thought General Motors was in the army.
> * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
> * At the bottom of an application where it says "sign
> here," she wrote "Sagittarius."
> ---------------------------------------------
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
>
> * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
>
> * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
> * She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
> * She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
> * Under "education" on her job application, she put
> "Hooked On Phonics".
>
> ------------------------------------------------------
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
>
> * She tripped over a cordless phone.
> * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
> because it
> said,"Concentrate".
> * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
> "DON'T WALK."
> * She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
> * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
>
> * She studied for a blood test.
> * She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul
> Train."
> * She sold the car for gas money.
> * When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
> twice instead.
> * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
> said, "Airport
> Left,"
> she turned around and went home.
> -------------------------------------------------------
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
>
> When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
> home, she
> moved.
>
> * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
> * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
> speechless.
> * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in
> the evening.
> * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
> stood for "This Goes In Front"
>
>TJ Garland, CMO supplier
there are no incurable illnesses-only incurable people.
oozing on the muggy shore of the gulf coast
[email protected]
-- The silver-list is a moderated forum for discussion of colloidal silver. To join or quit silver-list or silver-digest send an e-mail message to: [email protected] -or- [email protected] with the word subscribe or unsubscribe in the SUBJECT line. To post, address your message to: [email protected] Silver-list archive: http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html List maintainer: Mike Devour
