> > NOTE: These are actual excuse notes from parents > (including original spelling) Collected by > Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical > Branch Galveston. > ~~~~~~~ > > My son is under a doctor's care and should not > take PE today. Please execute him. > > Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick > and I had her shot. > > Dear school: Please ekscuse John being absent > on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. > > Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is > administrating. > > Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. > Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. > > John has been absent because he had two teeth > taken out of his face. > > Carlos was absent yesterday because he was > playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. > > Megan could not come to school today because > she has been bothered by very close veins. > > Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in > his side. > > Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. > He had diahre (crossed out) dyrea (crossed out) > direathe (crossed out) the shits. > > Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. > He had diarrhea and his boots leak. > > Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his > bust. > > Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. > > I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas > shopping because I don't know what size she wear. > > Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. > We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and > when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. > > My daughter was absent yesterday because she was > tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. > > Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. > He had a cold and could not breed well. > > Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. > She was in bed with gramps. > > Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a > gangover. > > Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under > the doctor. > > Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she > had a fever, sore throat, headache and upsent stomach. > her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her > brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I > wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There > must be somethinggoing around, her father even got > hot last night.
