Internet hoax (www.snopes.com). Robin Williams is the last comedian who'd say this (other than Whoopi Goldberg or George Carlin...in fact, the statements below were attributed to him in a separate hoax).
Terry -----Original Message----- From: Marvin Hacker [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Sunday, July 18, 2004 8:56 PM To: [email protected]; [email protected] Subject: CS>Fw: You gotta love Robin Williams! ----- Original Message ----- >Subject: Fw: You gotta love Robin Williams! >Date: Sun, 18 Jul 2004 15:25:02 -0500 > > > > > > You gotta love Robin Williams.. >. > > Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we > > need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this > > message. > > > > > > Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) > > > > > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a > > plan for peace. So, here's one plan. > > > > > > 1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in > > their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, > > Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will > > never "interfere" again. > > > > > > 2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting > > with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us > > there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking > > through holes in the fence. > > > > > > 3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together > > and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the > > remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless > > of who or where >they > > are. France would welcome them. > > > > > > 4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 > > days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation > > would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself > > and don't hide > > here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more > > cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. > > > > > > 5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the > > bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back > > home baby. > > > > > > 6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient > > energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of > > energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan > > wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. > > > > > > 7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a > > barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. > > They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week > > of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) > > > > > > 8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, > > we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for > > seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we > > give them >is > > stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very > > little, if anything. > > > > > > 9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We > > don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the > > building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal > > aliens. > > > > > > 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no > > one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak > > is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a > > plan. > > > > > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your > > tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's >yelling, > > 'You want a piece of me?'" > > > > > > ~~~If you agree with the above forward it to friend... > > If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!! > > > > ________________________________________________________________ > >________________________________________________________________ >The best thing to hit the Internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the >Web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to >sign up today! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Discover the best of the best at MSN Luxury Living. -- The Silver List is a moderated forum for discussing Colloidal Silver. Instructions for unsubscribing are posted at: http://silverlist.org To post, address your message to: [email protected] Silver List archive: http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html Address Off-Topic messages to: [email protected] OT Archive: http://escribe.com/health/silverofftopiclist/index.html List maintainer: Mike Devour <[email protected]> --- Incoming mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.721 / Virus Database: 477 - Release Date: 7/16/2004 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.721 / Virus Database: 477 - Release Date: 7/16/2004
