These are great - I love the sense of humor. The puns were fantastic, supernumerary richter level laughs. But now, issues of weight, the off topic subject matter - matter.
Perhaps you have seen the bumper sticker that seeks to address these matters with little or no apparent mass, depending on who and when you ask. "How's Your Subatomic Love Life? Wave if it Matters!" --- William Amos <[email protected]> wrote: > Best explanation yet ! Can't top that one.....Still > laughing > What a great bunch..................Bill > -------------------------------------------------------------- > My dear Holmes, > Ask the wire end a simple yes/no question. > When it answers, ask "Are you positive?". > > That should do it! > Chuck > Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were > Catholic. > > > On 2/23/2005 1:54:58 AM, [email protected] > wrote: > > So, how do I identify the negative end of my wire? > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > > From: Dan Nave > [mailto:[email protected]] > > > > Sent: Tuesday, February 22, 2005 8:24 AM > > > > To: [email protected] > > > > Subject: > > CS>'lectricity > > > > >I have a piece of wire. Which end should I put > the 'lectricity > > into? > > > > > > > > > > > > My son, > > > > > > > > It depends on whether you subscribe to the hole > flow or the electron > > > > flow theory of electricity. In other words, > > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.300 / Virus Database: 266.3.0 - Release > Date: 2/21/2005 > > > > -- > The Silver List is a moderated forum for discussing > Colloidal Silver. > > Instructions for unsubscribing are posted at: > http://silverlist.org > > To post, address your message to: > [email protected] Silver List archive: > http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html > > Address Off-Topic messages to: > [email protected] OT Archive: > http://escribe.com/health/silverofftopiclist/index.html > > List maintainer: Mike Devour <[email protected]> > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Read only the mail you want - Yahoo! Mail SpamGuard. http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail
